here's a hip little thing all the cool kids are doing these days. it's called puttin' the moves on. in the following, breanna is putting 'the moves' on leslie- observe.

breanna slowly raises her right hand while whistling or humming nonchalantly

she gracefully edges nearer, raising her left hand and moving her right closer to leslie's neck. leslie is still unaware

leslie finally reacts, but it's almost too late. breanna moves in for a little smooch

leslie almost falls from her chair in shock and awe at breanna's audacity a coffee cup has appeared out of the thin black air

breanna tries valiantly, but the magic moment has been lost

the lesson, boys and girls, is that while putting the moves on your crush is a time-honored and hip way of letting them know you care, please make sure they reciprocate, at least a little bit, so that you may avoid breanna's current heartbreak

very sad