Sophomore Year
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26. Negative star command!
27. Lactation Station
28. River Brown...I just keep giving and giving...
29. Have you ever thought about setting up boundaries with him?
30. You are officially a stress on my life!!
31. It's God's will! God's will, I tell you!
32. Thank you for participating in God's will with me. - Wooj
33. Go go Ghetto
34.  So you want Third Day? Find me $37,000 and I'll get you Third Day!
35. FRONT ROW!!
36. Premium night?! Praise Jesus!
SOPHOMORE RETREAT
37. Have you ever seen a fat girl play Twister? It's not a pretty sight! - Emmy
38. Emily Skaggs, Vessel Forever
39. Buz's mad crazy carmel skills - ie, Michigan, flowers, names...
40. Ice fight
41. No, it's not raining. It's just not...
42. Lake? You must me that pond of stagnant water over there...
43. Whoops. - Josh @ movie night
44. Gretchen gets a little intense, eh?
45. So we're not so much about punctuality
46. Katie's pillowcase
END SOPHOMORE RETREAT
47. Form a square!
48. I haven't cornered one long enough...
49. I saw Guy today...God?...no! Guy!
50. Maybe
she could get a picture...hm...
51. God put you in my way!
52. Can I smell you when you get back from Bella? - Wooj to Kristen
53. "I don't think you understand, I'm four phone calls away from a date tomorrow night! I might experience a miracle tomorrow night! I cannot give up hope!" - Alex
54. "And I thought, what would they do on ER? I mean, it's the only medical training I've had." - Kristen
55. "I mean, her lips are moving, but I'm not hearing anything" - Meljo
56. "I expect you to treat them like your mother without the innapropriate touching." - Dr. Romano, ER
57. We need you to take a pregnancy test.
      A what?
58. Nothing says "I'm sorry about the crabs" like flowers
59. Can I ask who's calling? - Kirstin Brown
      No. - Brian Marshall
60. So, let's get married. - Steve
     I'm gonna need a few things from ya there first, dude-like a first date. - Kristen
61. Why am I not exploding? - Crazy Guy on ER
62. Kristen: (after Josh not responding to her over IM) Josh, are you dead? Because if you're dead, I need to find someone else to play basketball with Crowder.
Josh: (immediately) I'm here.
63. Waffle House!!!
64. Mark Schultz sighting in Subway.
65. Andy: I just don't understand how Jesus can let him be such an absolute idiot one minute and then be so eloquent and a conusmate musician and human being the next. He is a credit and a curse to the male species all wrapped up in one. I just don't understand.
66. Kristen: Beca, who's a hardcore Calvinist?
Beca: John Calvin
(
the correct answer was Derek Webb)
67. "Cover me, cover up my fears, cover up this man..."
68. You're causing me to stumble
69. Tufsters
BEBO CONCERT
70.
In the middle of "Walk Down this Mountain" Ok, I'm just gonna have to stop and start this song over. This, like, never happens to me. (under the microphone)I never break my G-string!(realizing that Blake and I heard it) Oh, you heard that, did you? - Bebo
71. It's called "Myself When I Am Real" which I realize is a messed up name - but my name is Bebo... - Bebo
72. Bebo: Gabe, tell a story
Gabe: So, I was in buildling B today. You know you've got too many buidlings when you've got to give each one it's own letter
73. Katie: I think David Crowder could eat me
74. Bebo: So, Gabe and I were getting out of the shower the other day...
Gabe: Whoah dude, rephrase that
75. The last time I threw my back out, I did it brushing my teeth! - Bebo
76. Armadilla Killa
77. My good friend Alex Beh - Bebo (yeah, uh huh...)
78. My mother has found her weapon of choise, the golf club. What was she going to do, bludgeon it to death? - Bebo
79. I actually have a degree in biology. Lot of good it's doing me now. - Bebo
80. Molesting the manequins
81. Kristen: Excuse me, tall boy in blue shirt whose name I do not know, can you help me?
TD: Hi, I'm TD. Yes, I will help you.
82. Kristen: Marshall, you spelled no one's name right. I emailed these to you!
Brian: Yeah, well...
Kristen: You've got nothing.
Brian: No, I don't
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