you're riot gear at the des moines zoo/ you're a three course meal when you know you can't chew/ like an empty envelope at the bank deposit/ like a three-piece prada suit hanging in my closet/ you're wasted/ wasted on me/ you're wasted/ wasted, wasted, on me/ you're a bad complexion on a movie star/ you're a free beer at a real shitty bar/ and you're way too drunk on the wine you didn't bring/ but you're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing/ but you're wasted/ wasted on me/ you're wasted/ wasted, wasted, on me/ and you say all i need is love/ and you say/ you say all i need is love/ you say all i need is love/ but your words are just/ wasted/ you're cinderella at the/ wrong fuckin' ball / you're the very best friend that i never ever call/ you're the last one out of a house you didn't build and like a / good actor in a soft porn film you're just wasted/wasted on me