> > 1). Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
> > me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
> >
> > 2). Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone
> > now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing
> > up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave
> > message, and when we're done
> > brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
> >
> > 3). Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent
> > money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
> > aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my
> > you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of
> > money.
> >
> > 4). Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
> > Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
> >
> > 5). (Sexy female voice with heavy panting).. Hi, you've reached
> > John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in
> > No he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and
> > he'll call you as soon as he...comes.