> > > >> 西方漢學家翻譯的三字經, 一定要看, 笑死
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> > > >> 三字經之中英對照版....
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> > > >> 西方漢學家翻譯的三字經
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> > > >> 人之初：At the beginning of life.
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> > > >> 性本善：Sex is good.
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> > > >> 性相近：Basically, all the sex are the same.
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> > > >> 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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> > > >> 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
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> > > >> 性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
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> > > >> 教之道：The way of learning it
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> > > >> 貴以專：is very important to make love with only
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> > > >> one person.
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> > > >> 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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> > > >> 擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex
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> > > >> influence.
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> > > >> 子不學：If you don't study hard,
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> > > >> 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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> > > >> 竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
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> > > >> 有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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> > > >> 教五子 All his five sons took it
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> > > >> 名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-known.
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> > > >> 養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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> > > >> 父之過 It is all your fault.
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> > > >> 教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
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> > > >> 師之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell
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> > > >> them details on
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> > > >> sex.
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> > > >> 子不學 You may refuse to study this
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> > > >> 非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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> > > >> 幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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> > > >> 老何? you will lose your ability when aged
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> > > >> 玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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> > > >> 不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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> > > >> 人不學 If you don't learn sex,
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> > > >> 不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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