Hi Hi... I'm Bulu.
I'm a playboy... I love women... I have 2 wives. Mizu & Sasa. Mika was my first love, unfortunately she passed away. I loved that girl.
I'm the biggest of all the dogs... that's why I am so Manly. Though I am very afraid of needles... I remember the microchip going in really hurt... ouch!
I am the king of the house... and nobody can take that title from me.
I love bath time... and then the hair dryer... I get very excited when hair dryer is on...
Cleanliness is very important... after each meal I'll go wash my paws... all of them.
I look after my wives... making they have had enough to eat... then I'll go eat... afterwards. When there's nothing to do... I get really bored so I occupy myself by... licking my paws... so they are all BLEEDING NOW...
When I was little... my first day home... I was searching around the house and found a bucket (bin) with something that smell so nice... I ate it and got into BIG trouble... it was rubbish!
One time I ate something really colorful but hard to swallow... Hmmm they were nails!!!
Boys!! Listen do not lick your balls too much. This is what will happen...
So no fashion sense... Can't get up the stairs, can't run... barking forget it... you get ECHOES... Aunty Jenny made fun of me for a very long time... hurt my feelings.
Mummy was boiling soup one day... she WENT OUT!! Left me all alone with the soup. What can I do... there was smoke everywhere. I want to turn it off but cannot HELP... When she came home... no more soup for mum but 3 smoked fresh Maltese. YumYum..Errr
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