笑你有味 III

◥ ◤   環球小姐最後一條問題  ◥ ◤
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........

美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)

西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。

Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms India: Because it works day and night......

印度小姐：因為日夜勞「做」。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.

馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車 (馬來西亞國產車)。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but& nbsp;actually very soft.

馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬 (造型類似HONDA)其實很軟 (一撞就變形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.

中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

中國小姐：短少精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Annie, how do you describe a male organ in Hong Kong?

問：Annie 小姐，請形容香港男性的性器官。

Ms Annie: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Hong Kong are install steel balls.

Annie 小姐：香港的男性性器官一定是裝上了鋼珠。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為甚麼呢？

Ms Annie: If not, why too many women entice men who had married, pay money fuck with men, they are cheaper than a chicken. 

Annie 小姐：如果不是，為何這麼多淫娃蕩婦不知廉恥的去勾佬，背夫偷漢，貼錢比人扑，賤格過做雞呀。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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