Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of business."

Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months!"
 

 2)

A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!" 
...so he ran off with the TV and VCD...
 

 3)

Wife: "I wish I am the newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
 

 4)

A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

 5)

Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
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