Macavity's Signature
As you guys know, Demi loves adventure. One day she went to find her sister (Demeter)’s ex-boyfriend to get his signature which is pretty dangerous. However, she would like to see that how many boyfriends did her sis have before… so, here we go, to Macavity’s home!!
M=Macavity D= Demi
D: Wow! It’s really dark here… I love it! (Some big rats pass in front of her, she just jump away lightly)
M: (In great anger) Who’s there!!??
D: (In cheerful voice) Yo~ nice to meet you! (Cat A: I think Demi never know what is meant by death)
M: Ahahaaa… Little kitten, I think you’ve never heard my name before right? (Walking towards Demi and try to grab her but he missed it…. How rare…)
D: Of course I know who you are! You are my sis’s ex - Macavity!! I come for your signature!! Please sign here! (Take out the photo and a pen, don’t know where she get it…~_~b)
M: (shocking)…Um… are you crazy? (Although he asked in a wondering way, he still sign on it)
D: No, I am not… thanks. Actually you are, hahahaaa… because you sign on the picture. I thought you must be a very terrible cat but it seems wrong… I think that’s why my sis dumb you~ bye~
M: What??!! Grrr… I think it’s time for you to go to hell!
Munku and Demeter: Stop it Macavity! (Demeter immediately grab Demi, Munku give him a big punch and run away at once)
Demeter: Demi!! Please don’t let us worry anymore… (Almost fainted)
Munku: Deme dear, it’s alright now. (Give Demeter a kiss)
D: (lightly) yeah, what a successful trip! ^^ I shall get Munku’s after his long kiss…
M: (ask one of his helpers Rat A) Am I really a fool…? ~_~b
~End~
Demiluna:
I am not really good in writing comedy, but do you like that? (sorry it’s in English again) I think Macavity’s image had totally destroyed by Demi :P
Actually, this autograph is given by Simon Adkins who is playing Macavity in the UK tour right now. I had sent him a letter before and he just kindly replied me ^^ how lucky I am! He also gave me another autograph which is Admetus!
(The following passage is added by Smartophere. )
(After Demi had gone, Macavity was finally clamed himself down during that night. He collapsed into his blanket and started to think about that little queen.)
M: How dare that little kitten makes fool on me!! That f*** (Macavity is the bad cat, so please forgive his manner) Munkustrap!! How dare they fool me! And Demeter… oh, she looks pretty as always… by the way, that kitten said she is the sister of Deme; why she needs me to sign that stupid photo? And where did she get that photo? She is surely not in the Jellicle Ball last time… is that mean actually Deme was taken my photos? Then she was too shy to ask for my signature, so sent her sister to me. Yes! That should be! Or kittens would never dare to speak to me like that!! Yes!! It is!!!
(As long as Macavity thinks about that for a whole summer, Jellicles could have a peaceful and live happily under the sun shine till to the fall season~~~~)
(Smartophere: I know this is stupid and Macavity should be mad if he ever read this. But it is kind of shame not to put this idea which originally when I was ICQ with Demi. Sorry, Mac~)