I like quotes. They're more fun to memorize than the English Bill of Rights, and you never have to feed them or take them for walks. Plus, you never know when such wise sages as Freakazoid or Crow T. Robot might say something that comes in handy...oh, this section also serves as a catch-all for things I find funny. Sometimes, it's quotes. Sometimes, it's humor. Sometimes, it's humorous quotes--2 for the price of 1!
~H\A~


Nuggets of Wisdom... ...For the Viewers at Home The Patented H\A SpiffyQuote o' the SecondŽ:
"You should be kicked out of school in a cloud of ignominy, and forced to join a traveling circus or the Jackson Police Stolen Car Unit."
--The Hube Meister


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