A Picture pinned upon his wall depicts his 'family' waddling tall
Still side by side, his skin, their bone, are laid in rest as picture shown.
This scene's in our web gallery
To show what can but need not be
This webbed-foot tale of 'quacks for tea'
Is ancient law and not for thee
For surely now we're all inbred
To store more sense within the head.
(Tomlinson and Jesse 1996)