The city of wonder,
Where people need to know,
And trusts torn asunder.
In the headline's
Of the daily newspaper,
Cat mortality rates are high,
And babies elected mayor.
Our economy relies
On gossip magazines,
Binoculars and telescopes,
Newspapers and trampolines.
Our crime rates are high,
In trespassing and B&E,
Because our people want to know,
They're curious, like you and me.
I thoroughly enjoyed this one. It started out as a "what am I" thing, but then it took a turn for the better. I really like the title.