~Pippin Took Quotes~
Ok, now not all of these are said by Pippin. Some are things people say to him! Okey doke! Well, go ahead and read! I love Pip, and pretty much everything that he says!
Gandalf!' I said at last, but my voice was only a whisper. Did he say: 'Hullo, Pippin! This is a pleasant surprise!'? No, indeed! He said: 'Get up, you tom-fool of a Took! Where, in the name of wonder, in all this ruin is Treebeard? I want him. Quick!' -Pippin
Sure I know a Baggins! Frodo Baggins! He's my second cousin, once removed on his mother's side, and my third cousin, twice removed on his father's side! -Pippin
Pip: Are we lost?
Merry: No.
Pip: I think we are.
Merry: Sh! Gandalf's thinking!
Pip: Merry.
Merry: What?
Pip: I'm hungry.
MUSHROOMS!!11 -Pippin
It comes in pints?? I'm getting one! -Pippin
Anyway, you need people of intelligance on this sort of mission.... quest.... thing! - Pippin
Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party! Throw yourself in next time and then you will be no further nuisance! -Gandalf
Oh that's nice! Ash on my tomatoes! -Pippin
Ok, this one's a Billy Boyd quote. I love this one!
Q. How is Elijah Wood as Frodo?
A. He's an absolute idiot! No, no - he's amazing. It's perfect casting. Such a great guy. For someone who came from Hollywood as a child actor and matured into a man he's such a beautiful human being. Perfect casting for Frodo, because he's got all those depths.
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: But what about breakfast?
Aragorn: You already had it.
Pippin: We've had one yes, but what about second breakfast?
*Aragorn walks away*
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about Elevensies? Lunchin? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
*Aragorn throws Merry an apple over the trees.. or bush..*
*Merry gives it to Pippin*
*He throws another apple and it hits Pippin on the head and he looks up*
Merry: Pippin!
(Think about how many times Billy had to get hit with that apple!!!11 Poor Billy!)
Elrond: This shall be The Fellowship of the Ring!
Pippin: Great! Where are we going?
Merry: (something like this) What's the matter with him? All we took were a few carrots!
Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we left here last week, and, and the mushrooms the week before!
Merry: Alright Pippin! My point is, he's clearly overreacted!
Steady on! -Pippin
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