Lord Of The Rings Dream Number One Okay, my very first Lord of The Rings dream. Elrond and his 'associates' (which were a bunch a heavy men in black suit, ear-pieces,  and sunglasses who kind of looked like the 'Men In Black' except they had buzz cuts and were really bulky)   were talking by a huge rectangular window in a big castle. For some reason, Elrond had turned evil. Which really sucks, because Elrond is cool. Anyway, the castle was surrounded by a moat, but it was swimming pool water. Me, Sam, Galadriel and Legolas were standing in the water, treading, and hiding under the bridge. For some reason, we wanted to get in the castle. I'm assuming to foil whatever evil scheme Elrond had. Anyway, Legolas volunteered to be the distraction. So re swam out from under the bridge and started doing the back stroke. Elrond noticed him, and said "Oh, it's just my nephew, I'll kill him later". I KNOW LEGOLAS IS NOT ELROND'S NEPHEW! That's what's wierd. Anyway, Me, Sam and Galadriel find this vent. It's gold, in the shape of the castle, hanging on the top left screw and it's just big enough to fit one hand through.  We somehow get the idea that THIS is how we're going to get in. Go figure, I have screwy dreams. Once I had a dream where I went to eternal hell, but that;s a different dream. Anyway,  Sam sticks his hand in the vent, and a big, furry Ferby-like creature tries to bite it. He removes his hand in time, and suddenly says "It's A Riddle!". Then he says, because it's hanging on the left hinge, we have to go left to find the entrence.  Then Galadriel turns into Whoopi Goldberg. I warned you, my dreams a wierd. She says something like "You so smart, little man!" which is not something Whoopi would say.  I think. I'm not a big Whoopi fan. So, anyway, we swim off, Legolas still distracting Elrond somehow, and we find this pedestol with a gold, engraved box on it. 'Whoopi' opens it, and there's a paper, that has another riddle on it. Sam looks at it, and says we have to go back to then vent and we'll be able to enter! I look at Sam and say "Wow! You're so smart!". Heh. Dream-Me is really screwed up. So, we go back, Elrond is still watching Legolas do the backstroke in his giant 'pool' moat, and Whoopi Goldberg suddenly turns back into Galadriel. Then I woke up. So, I guess we never got in. What a pointless dream. Funny as heck, though. ~N Read More Dreams