10. Gimli will become a Star Wars freak
9. The Fellowship will invest in beepers
8. Butterbur will become the president of the United States Of America
7. Peregrin will miss a meal
6. Frodo will say "The Ring is Getting Lighter"
5. Samwise will stalk Frodo
4. Gandalf will declare the whole thing was all a big April Fool's Joke
3. Aragorn will use band-aides on his cuts
2. Gandalf will pull a rabbit from his hat.
1.Elrond will endorse Diet Pepsi
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