| Once i knew a man who was stuck in a bathroom. The door was locked from the outside. Don't ask me how that happens, it just works for the story. So this guy begged and cried to be let out. I would pass this bathroom every day, but not let the poor fellow out, because i knew full well what would happen. But upon this one time i, in a singular coincidance, needed to use the bathroom at a time that i walked past. So, being the selfish prick i am i opened the bathroom door. The man thanked me profusely and then commenced to run out into the world. I shook my head and let him go, cause i had to pee really bad. |
| Man Locked in Bathroom... |