| I've never been much for taking hints, so that that day she offered me a mint, I didn't think much of it. But the offer, once accepted, brought consequences unexpected. And the next thing that I knew I was tied, naked, to the front of a bus, and her a VW. I struggled there that day with the explanation, quite confusing, as she was booked for losing her virginity in the most ostentatious way. I later learned; the radio station sent the tickets out too late, and we both ended up unfulfilled. And Fate, I've heard, favors drivers, doctors, and rock stars. Oh if only she'd survived, maybe I'd have fresh breath still. |
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