| So, look, here's the deal people: Life Is Pointless. If Everybody would just get this relatively simple fact through Their heads things would work so much better. It's a total coincidance that You are here and even more of one that You are still alive. Not that being alive is actually anything special. Well i'm quite sure that, by even this point, You are appaled. You are thinking to Yourself "What a dehuminizing, depressing, deliniated asshole!" And are ready to lynch me up at the nearest tree with 40 pound test catfish line. But i say "Wait!" This 'orrible tripe that i am impressing upon you does not lead to a life of total nihilism and depression, and yes, even with this philosophy, there is a reason to get out of bed in the morning. In fact, i would say there is even more of a reason than for Those of You who think there is a grand plan. Think about it, if there is some sort of god up there controlling everything, then there's really no point to anything, lest allowing that You are part of the Elect, which You are not. Pragmatism, my fictional friend, is the answer to everything. Because life has no reason and no meaning and no purpose and nothing else that seperates You from a rock (which You are equal to in the universal scheme of things) does not mean that You need to despair. Once these facts have been taken into account You may finally relax and enjoy life! No worries about eternity, morality, or the path to enlightenment. i say to You, "Go forth my people! Do what You enjoy! Find someone to Love! Make friendships! Be happy! Live!" Or not, I don't really care, it's all pointless anyway. Hey, did that pork chop taste funny to anyone else?... |
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