Hey!

Remember 
back when 
the nation's 
leaders had 
their priorities 
straight ?!? 

 
How To Avoid Penalties 101
Who's bright idea was it to put teams in California, anyway?
"I'm not speaking to you."  "Fine, be that way."

I'll have the roast duck with orange glaze & carrots julienne...
Get a room.
Got your nose!
Eh, you want graceful, watch "Dancing With The Stars" ... 
And this is what we call ... OUT FOR THE SEASON ... 
Thornton slap shot
Hey, Lindros finally got the lacing thing down!  ... Next up?  Alphabet.
Time to retire when that gets past you glove-side. 
Darn it, broke another nail...  
"Is he dead?"  "I dunno, kick him and see."
Nobody move!  I dropped one of my lenses... 
I'm... too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts...
Think anyone will notice?
Oh, I wish I were an Olaf Meyer Weiner... 
The Dream Team!
Doing our part to make sure referees don't reproduce...
Truth hurts.
"So then this psychic hotline tells me -- one day, some little twerp named Cheechoo is going to score more goals than you!"