Looking at your watch nodding is an acceptable way to respond to "i love you"
Caual fridays turns into casual everydays.
Hallmark would begin to make, "sorry what's your name again cards."
Talking with your monthful is a must.
The funniest guy in the office gets to be CEO (cheif executive officer)
Men would no longer be considered stupid.
"Sorry i'm late, i had to finish drinking and watching the game with my friends," would be an acceptable reason for tardiness.
Valentine day would be on the 29th LEAP YEARS ONLY
At the end of a day of work, a whistle would blow and you'd have to jump out of the window, on to a dinosaur's neck to get into your car.
You have to celebrate each holiday by drinking beer.
Passing out gas would be an Olympic event.
Instead of saying you have a beer belly, you'd have a "beer biceps"
It would be legal for stealing sportscar just as long as you return it the next day with a full tank of gas.
Instead of diamond rings for a present, it would be onion rings.
See what i mean, if there were no women in the world, OMG we'd be screwed. all men would be fat and the smartest would have a grade average of maybe a D??????? men, no matter how nice it can be without women bitchin you around...you'll never be used to life without us...so quit complaining and live with it that toliet seats should be put back down, wash your hands after the bathroom and the fact that WOMEN RULES!!!