| The Top Funny Disses 1. You're so fat that instead of saying, "Not by the hair on my chiny chin chin" in the three little pigs play, you say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins." 2. I'm trying to see things in your point of view, but i can't manage to stick my head that far up my ass. 3. You're so fat that when god said, "Let there be light," he told you to move your big ass outta the way... 4. Calling you stupid, is an ultimate insult to stupid people. 5. I thought of you all day today, i was at the zoo. 6. Do you still love mother nature despite what it's done to you? 7. You have long black hair, and you need long gloves to cover it. 8. After you say, "shut up," and the person replies, "make me," tell them that you don't make dogs, you train them. 9. He had a pimple on his ass that turned out to be a brain tumor. 10. Were the worst 6 years of your life in grade 3? 11. You're so hairy it looks like you got king kong in a headlock 12. It's better to have people THINK you're an idiot than you opening your mouth to prove it. 13. The problem is, i can't diss your mom becuz i don't even know the guy... 14. I got nothing bad to say about you because your face says it all! 15. (for guys) P1: How's it goin shorty? P2: Shorty? Shorty's in your pants! 16. Guy: You can just scuck my dick! Girl: Sorry, i'm afraid i'd choke on small objects. 17. Is that a tic tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 18. Whoa, you must be rich if you can afford to houses to fit you in...your ass and your other half....(SHUT UP VINCEY!) 19. I'm sorry, but your mom must be stupid...the poor lady gave birth...to you! 20. Aw you're so lucky, your mom makes you trick or treat over the phone...but unfortunalty the reason is so that you don't scare the neighbours off. 21. Can you bend over, DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! 22. I like the the show 90210...but i heard that last time you saw it was on scale. 23. Hey i was wonderin, why'd you send me the fax with a stamp on it? 24. Why were you yelling, "Free lays?"on the corner of the street? wa, you were selling the chip samples? 25. You're so ugly, you went into a haunted house and came out with a job application. 26. "Why the hell are you callin me rite now?" YOU STUPID TACO BELL ISN'T A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY! 27. HAHA! I heard you're like a hardware store...10 cents a screw. 28. I can't play hopscotch with you, I can't jump that far to L.A then to Detroit, then to chicago and then NY. 29. That's not what you put on your job appication...nono its not hooked on phonics. 30. "I feel bad for _______'s mom, she got arrested when she threw______out of the window...she got arrested for littering." 31. Why don't you go and put a condom on your head cuz if you're gonna act like a dick, you might as well dress like one. 32. There is no I in slut there is only a U=you 33. Go find a straw, cuz u suck. 34. When i fat guy cums up to you and says, "i wanna squezze your..*coff*" you should reply, "you have melons of your own so fuck off."..it really works.. |
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