Lessons to Life
Never trust those who have no trust in others, for they end up being just as untrustworthy as the rest of them.
Theres more to life than Pringles
No matter how hard you try to stop it from happening, your heart will be broken.
Try to look on the positive side of things, because then you ignore all the bad things in life and will always be happy.
I just hate stupid people. you should too.
Don't do drugs
Some people deserve to be respected. However many deserve to be hated.
Never vote republican
Always be honest about everything because if you're not you'll be in even bigger trouble than originally plus you'll lose a whole lot of respect.
Play as many video games as you possibly can
Play the field liek the pimp that you are. Cuz when u get married u can never ever do it again.
WARNING: If you vote for George Bush and he wins the election the country will fall into great economic depression and all U.S. citizens will die. However oil will be plentiful if that matters at all to you.