"Way better than that Sean Howell's crappy webpage. His page really sucks."
- Some Random Dude

"This site is so credible, you could borrow money against it."
- Vasu

"Where does he come up with this shit???"
- The Samoan

"I love it so much, if I loved it anymore it would be illegal. Because I'd have sex with a computer and somehow that's illegal."
- Joe Everyman

"John sucks, but at least he's not Lamas."
- Hoeksema (Doesn't actually think I suck, but wanted to take the opprotunity to make fun of Lamas)