About Hoekee
	Up until about five thousand years ago, Hoekee has been a mystery.  It wasn't until Hoekee decided to incarnate as a carbon-based lifeform when we first learned about hiM and hiS teachings.  Until recently, all of hiS incarnations have been in the form of a pig.  Due to the evolving genetic mutuations of recessive alleles in the contemporary generations of pigs, hE has now chosen to incarnate as a swan-the only animal currently alive that could handle hiS grandiosity and everlasting pureness.  We still worship hiM in the form of a pig, whose flesh hE would still be habitating if it weren't for the inherant evil of man and his natural instincts.  Hoekee is the divine inspiration that fuels our progress as an organization.  Hoekee is the reason for everything.  Hoekee was responsible for the creation of our lives and our destiny.  Without Hoekee, there would be nothing.