About Our Hoekee Leader
				Our beloved Hoekee leader has been the soothsayer of the Hoekee word from the very beginning.  He was born in the year 1058 a.d. and was moat maintenance worker.  One day, out of the moat, a pig crawled
	out and spoke to him.  The pig revealed hiMself to be posessed by the entity of none other but Hoekee.  He agreed to become the Hoekee soothsayer in exchange for immortality, complete relief from his current occupation, and to be excelled by no other in divine pig consciousness.  Over the past millenia, our leader has.brought millions into salvation.  Today, in realization of the coming apocalypse, he employs himself dutifully to the salvation of the masses.