Staff at the
Hoekee Foundation
Website Coordinator/Marketing Supervisor
Will is our newest employee. His ingenious ideas have launched the Hoekee Foundation into the information age. Will handles all online activity and conducts marketing research to learn how to spread the word of Hoekee efficiently.
Receptionist/Personal assistant to the Hoekee Leader
Only a select few are naturally excellerated in pig consciousness and physical stamina. Claire happens to be the only candidate of our current generation that fits into this category and is the only one capable of working in close quarters with our Hoekee Leader and handling his unbeatable energy.
Hoekee Member Caseworker
Jeannie is responsible for each current and prospective Hoekee member. She gathers all the necessary personal information of each member and determines their ultimate role in the organization. She follows strict guidelines inspired by Hoekee.
Head Custodian
Charlies' employment with us is proof that we are an equal-opportunity employer. His mental constrictions were far to feeble to handle the awesome pig power. He showed great enthusiasm for wanting to become a real member, but he was not quite ready. He will earn his Hoekee member status in five years of service to the Hoekee Foundation