So what going on here? Brea forced An into a date

BURR'S DATESTORY

When Breanna was 14 years old, she was traded by her sister for two little boys. Her new sister was Annick. But, see, Brea loved An. She HAD to go out with her. After months of begging, An finally said, 'Okay, Brahaha, I'll go.' Under her breath she said, 'Just get me a sedative before hand.' And so they had a date.

An came to Brea's ex-sister's front door to pick up Brea. Brea ran upstairs, grabbed her sheet off her bed, shielded her eyes, and wrapped it around Annick. 'Golly, An,' Brea said, 'I have never seen you as naked as that. And not when it's so cold out. Golly.' But nonetheless, An and Brea got on An's camel, Lex. Short for Alexander. He was a very RED camel.

The two (well, really, three) of them rode around town for a while, and finally came to a stop at Country Kitchen. They vandalised James's car, Rosemary's Baby, for a while, and then Hollie's car, Ghetto Charlie. Then they went inside and told the two that their cars didn't look so good.

They ate raw potatoes and they ran into some hunky pastor's kid. Brea looked at him and his hair and she said, 'Yummy.' Then he looked at her and she said, 'Potato. Yummy potato! ' Soon the two girls were removed from the restaurant for harassing the manager, and they got on their camel. He made noises like a kitten and then began to run. first with the two right legs, then with the two left ones. Riding a camel is pretty bumpy.

An took Brea to the main make-out place in town and they threw popcorn at lovers whose car windows were down. There they ran into Hol and Al, who were also throwing food at lovers. The four of them were bored, and they went down to Perkin's for a date. Then they left because Perkin's is yucky.

'Let's go to McDonald's,'Al suggested.
'No, they put cow eyeballs in their burgers to hold them together,'Brea said with a cringe.
'How do you know that?' Hol asked.
'Remember that youth retreat?'
'Ahh.' Hol was a little confuzzled but understood enough.

Anyway, they decided just to go to Hol's house. Al said she had to go home because she had a class in the morning. She wouldn't tell the other three what it was and so they wouldn't let her go. They tied her to the kitchen chair.

The phone rang and it was for Al. 'I'm sorry,' Hol said. 'She's in the bathroom.' She hung up and giggled at herself. She loved herself.

They listened to some John Denver records and An cracked up during 'Country Roads.' Nobody understood.

The three girls who weren't tied to anything played strip poker. An lost on purpose. Brea and Hol, did you know this, both have a fear of nudity in front of other people. An likes it.

Al went on home and Hol stayed where she was, clinging to her clothes, curled up in a fetal position. An took Brea to her place, which is what should happen in everyone's DATESTORY.


What really happened

It's incredible how people (ok... not people... GIRLS) keep asking me out.. and I keep saying yes. What in the world is going on with me? I wonder. And when am I planning to stop? God knows...

Who on earth am I dating now? My own sister. Sounds a bit... incestuous, doesn't it? I thought so too... but then there's no blood link between my sister and I + I mean.. it's not like anything was gonna happen right? Just take it like some accompanying my sister to a place... at least that's what I tried to tell myself.

Breanananananana, my sis, asked me to call her Burr while we were dating... made me think of 'Burp' and I did have quite some trouble trying not to say the 'p' at the end... but I managed still. She was in an incredible state of excitement and I didn't know how to keep her quiet. I thought a slap might do but then I remembered that would make her even noisier... hmm... luckily I had a Zozef tape with me and she tried to catch what Nicolas Ritter was saying in creole.. she also sang along in English and it all sounded a bit weird but that was a lot better than her never ending questions.

It was my sis who drove me around. How weird is that? Whatever, I was not overenthusiastic about being in a car, but she wanted to drive and show me how she used the key ring I'd given her... that was okay with me as long as she didn't go too fast and didn't bump into other cars. I have no idea what she was wearing, I didn't even notice.. ok ok ok.. it was a lot longer than what *I* was wearing. Isn't it odd that we dress so differently? I had my super short red skirt(well one of them) and one of my sleeveless tighty tight lycra tops...

We first went to see Zozef ek so palto larkansiel (sounds like we're fans, huh?). Brea went for Andrew Lloyd Webber, I went for Nicolas Ritter. *sigh* Not that I'd go chasing after him... I mean, he IS 'old NR' as my date had wittily observed. The camel was too funny.It was just killing me... and the 'Faraon' was another one... he wasn't scared of kitsch, was he? I got a little more than tired by the end though so when I got out I had a huge headache. Course, I'd forgotten to take my sunnies with me... but that was totally Bra ha ha's fault... she kept distracting me and I forgot a lot of my stuff. So we went to some shop somewhere to get some mint sweets. They didn't have any sugarless ones so I was stuck with regular ones. Brea bought some huge ice cream and ate it in the meantime.

Then she decided she wanted to go play golf... 'alright, we can pretend it's the Loch Ness down there Brea' and I sat down daydreaming. Too bad Lesh and Hol weren't there with us... I woulda had a swearing contest with Lesh... At some point I started imagining Brea on a tricycle... that was SO funny! I didn't tell her though.. I didn't want to hurt her feelings, you know. Miz Bob tried to teach me golf too but after a few... kicks/shots/strikes/whatever she called it, she realised trying any further could be dangerous... coz I was SO good at aiming...

After the lovely golf lesson (from which I came back incredibly more instructed) we went home... I had a look at Albert and played with him some before kinda putting Brea to sleep and escaping while she was sleeping.

23.02.2002. --->16:07
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