Orlando Bloom shoots Kate Bosworth cause he actually took a long look at her face and threw up from the pure cheesy "teenybopperness" of it all.
Consequence :
Teenage girls cry out in joy and again try to get Orlando to fall in love with them so they can be the first "Mrs Bloom".
Kate Bosworth fans...all three of them..mourn her loss
Orli lovers dance outside her funeral
Holay's thought of the week :
If that date-rape drug thing knocks you out, we could use it on orlando, in his sleepy state we can use him to shoot Kate and our work is done...mwahhaha...
Yes incase you were wondering, i was the Lordess of the Dance outsied Kate's funeral...
Dance happy people...Dance your little blue toes off!
Every single Kev and Shaz dies in the world...due to mysterious circumstances
Consequence :
The world is a better place
Holay's thought of the week:
YAAAAAAAAAAY! In general kevs + shazs do nothing but pollute the air with their stupid talk, look ridiculous with one sock over thier trakkie b's and basically...cause trouble! so if they all died...due to a lethal kev + shaz targetting drug thing then maybe George Bush and Saddam can work out their differences and dance around a maypole singing songs from the sound of music....i like it...
