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Don't leave the fridge open!

Congratulations! You made it to a website all by yourself! Chances are the only reason your visiting this website though, is that you have a question about one of my desktop themes. And I really i wish I had 1000 hrs. to answer them all but I don't, so direct your attention to the freebies page for answers to the most common questions I receive. Oh yeah beeyotches! click on the spooky eyes link below to check out my MySpace page!


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My all time favorite pickup line is "Do you like cowboys? I like snails"

Hey Melissa! Do you think u think you

Oh no! Melissa said it's uncool to make fun of Christopher Burke. But she also said that it was cool to be anxiously awaiting the new season of 'The Real World' ... that's just sad.