I rate these sounds with smilies on a scale of 1-5
Me
fail English? That's unpossible
Moe's
Lie detector test (Super Duper funny)
I
wonder why he's taking so long in the garage..(132k)
Grampa
Abraham Simpson saying "Damn Strait"
Groundskeeper
Willie saying "You'll be back, you haven't seen the last of Willie"
I
never been called an adult before...I've been tried as one
Homer
saying D'oh!(11k)
I
am the champion..No time for losers..cause I am the champion(198k)
Computers
can do that?(242k)
You
know, one day an honest citizen is gonna stand up to one of you crooked
cops(99k)
Wow...I'll
never drink another beer..."Beer Here!" I'll take ten(48k)
To
start press any key, Where's the any key?
Me
lose brain?...hahaaaah....Why I laugh?
Flanders
was wrong! We are doomed!
Now
I am going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has...Nooooo!!!
I
never realized how boring this game really is
You're
living in a world of make believe...
Kill
my boss! Do I dare live out the American dream?
...Just
squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate
time...
All
right brain, you don't like me and I don't like you...
You
don't understand. I can't do it...
Will
you knock it off! I can't here myself think...
Conscience,
Lisa don't let that pushy little weeney tell you what to do...
...Hello
dean. You're a stupid head...
Doughnuts.
Is there anything they can't do?
...Marge,
Marge look! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing
at me!
English!
Who needs that? I'm never going to England
I
am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!...(93k)
In
your face!(12l)
Come
on Bart! Remember what Vince Lombardi said. If you lose your out of the
family(290k)
There
was a little spanish flea...(135k)
Homer
sings a modified Flinstones theme (201k)
Woohoo!
Look at that blubber fly!(28k)
...It's
funny 'cuz I don't know him(107k)
Oooh
fuzzy(18k)
Three
simple words. I am gay(41k)
...can
I go now?(227k)
heh
heh heh(31k)
Wait
a minute. Ice cream truck!..
Fraid
not infinity! Fraid so infinity plus one!
Ha
ha! I am invincible. Invincible!...
...Look
Marge, you don't know what it's like...- mocking Jack Nicholson
Did
they teach you how to sing to trees...
..They
got me with their legal mumbo jumbo
If
you really want something in life you have to work for it...
This
is a place of learning not a house of hearing about things
I
discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch
I
know you can read my thoughts boy... meow, meow, meow...
Well,
if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol boning up on his nerd lessons
No
TV and no beer make Homer something, something like Go crazy?
Marge,
do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?
All
right, stay calm, remember your training. Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency
doughnut
Hey
barney, am I a pig? You're no more of a pig than I am
Mr.
Plow theme songMr.
Plow rap
They're
dogs and their playing poker!
Remember
when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears?...
Oh
no, my pudding is trapped forever
Hey,
if you don't like it, go to Russia
What
can I say, it hasn't been easy staying in my rut
Don't
say revenge. Don't say revenge. Uh, revenge
Principal
Skinner saying "after all tomorrow is another school day"