Greetings. You have just tried going to the main page from the main page. Good for you! Your reward for being a dumbass is finding my 2nd secret page, which is actually the 3rd secret link and the first one appearing on the main page but numbers are confusing and I like to keep it that way. Want to let the world know that you're a dumbass? Mail me and I'll put your name here. Here are the current dumbasses:

• Phronk
• Garth
• Here2day
• Ice
• Grizzly
• Bass Pro
• Skipper
• Squishman
• Scott
• Mint
• ErikF
• Kevino De Jalepeno
• Caretaker
• Rabbit
• Physh
• WeirdWolf
• Grinder
• Paladin
• Lego Man
• Clue-Maid
• LordFly
• Flyte (who BEGGED to be a dumbass)
• Lisa (who's always been a dumbass, but it took this long for anyone to notice. She'd like to thank all her fans)
• Floats (Who has been looking for the secret page for weeks but only managed to stumble across this)
• Jen or Icki or whatever the frik she wants to be called
• Dick
• Rose_Orbit
• Spol
• Calypso
• Vixen