Lois & Clark
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Season One

Lois warns Clark#1 The Pilot Episode This is the complete version, beginning with Lois disguised as a man and including more of the conversation between Lois and Lucy about relationships, Lex kissing Lois goodnight while Clark lurks outside her windows, Clark and Perry in the storage closet, and more.

Lois: "You are low man, I am top banana, and that's the way I like it. Comprende?" Clark: "You like to be on top, got it." Lois: "Don't push me, Kent, you are way out of your league."

The Man Of Steel#2 Neverending Battle Chronologically the second episode, this classic features Lois stealing Clark's scoop and Clark getting his revenge by sending her to the Metropolis Sewage Reclamation Facility.

Lois: "What we've got here is an example of human evolution. Before and after. Clark's the before, and Superman's the after. Make that the way, way after!"

Superman flies with Lois#3 Strange Visitor (From Another Planet) Introducing Jason Trask of Bureau 39, this episode's highlights include Clark finding his spaceship, Lois getting a one-on-one interview with Superman, and the first kiss between the two!

Lois: "You really do read minds!" Clark: "Not really, but I do have good hearing."

Superman rescues Lois#4 I'm Looking Through You Clark yearns for Lois to see the man beneath the suit, while Lois yearns to be noticed by Superman.

Lois: "Oh Clark! He doesn't even know I'm alive! Maybe it was stupid of me to think that he... cared." Clark: "It's not so stupid, Lois. Did you ever think that maybe Superman was afraid to reveal himself? His... true feelings?"

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