Memorable quotes

Earvin (while working at "Clown Burger"): "I'm a clown!"
Cooper: "I know that, but what do you work with?"

Cooper: "Did my name happen to come up?"
P.J.: "Every time she pulled that trigger..."

Geneva: "Nice, don't you think?"
Cooper: "I think that for an extra ten bucks, the garbage man might take that away for you..."

Vanessa: "Sometimes I lie about my age..."
Cooper: "But we had a system, you can't lie to the system..."
Vanessa: "But the guy at 7-eleven was kind of cut..."
Cooper: "You mean, I lost 12 million dollars because you lied to a pimple-faced teenager!?"

Geneva: "What do you think about my outfit, sweatheart?"
Nicole: "Mom! You look so absorbing...!"

Cooper: "Do you know what time it is?"
Tyler: "I know... time to go..."

Thaddeus: "Geneva, what are you doing at home?"
Vanessa: "Honey... it's Saturday night..."
Geneva: "So, it's unanimous... I don't have a life!"

Cooper: "P.J., I love you... I have always loved you!"

Cooper: "Why do you bring him food, when this is a restaurant?"
Earvin's Mom: "There's an animal hospital next door... I've seen them going in but I've never seen them coming out...!"

Vanessa: "You'll be sitting on the dock of the bay... watching the sun go down... just wasting time."
Geneva: "Vanessa!"
Vanessa: "You left your home in Georgia..."

Mark: "I'll come over and sit and watch cartoons in my pyjamas...!"
Mark's mom: "Then you'll have to use your key 'cause I'm not gonna be there..."

Nicole: "You think you're such a big bulley expert..."
Mark: "Yeah..."
Nicole: "Well, you're not!"
Mark: "Huh?"

Coach: "Since we're both to stubborn, maybe you should just show up on monday..."
Mark: "Maybe I will..."
Coach: "In that way, none of us need to act like an adult..."

Vanessa: "The couch rang and I answered it..."
Mark: "Oh god... he's got you drunk on cheap wine..."

Tyler: "My dad always says: 'Tyler. If you think you're gonna to bad, you're gonna do bad. And if you think you gonna to good, you're gonna do good. And if you wanna bother someone, go bother Cooper.'"

Mark: "Tyler, go home!"

Mark: "Boo-Ya"

Vanessa: "The state medical board, they're making noise like they won't accept it (her nursing certificate she got in New Guinea)."
Geneva: "What kind of noise?"
Vanessa: "They say they won't accept it."

Vanessa: "Well, it's official, I have no job, no life, no man, (very angrily) AND NO GIFTS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!"


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