DEDICATED TO THE CHASING AFTER OF AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH

Your life revolves around the weather in Utah. You drive 100 miles to watch the Utah Jazz on a big screen TV, five blocks from the Delta Center... IN A PARKING LOT. You put RealAudio on realaudio.byu.edu ALL DAY You go to the steak house but don't have any steak. Superbowl Sunday happens in October and April. The Walkman, Discman, Chargeman, and Bookman originally started with the Moreman. The Marriott isn't just a hotel but a school of management. You don't wake up and smell the coffee; you wake up and smell the hot cocoa. You go to wedding receptions where it says "Visitors welcome" outside.

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