GET YOUR OWN DOG!! ...or be VERY afraid!! Tired of all those spectacular literary works that make you use your brain? Then grab a chain, pull up a tree, and bark at the passing cars.
Falco says Welcome to the Yard Dog Comics®
Do you crave the bizarre, the wild, the completely bouncing off-the-wall? Then you belong in the yard with the Dog, the Yard Dog™.
What is Yard Dog Comics®? Yard Dog Comics® is a bi-monthly small press mag. Think of Mad TV meets Heavy Metal on Politcally Incorrectin one small package. The topics that Yard Dog Comics® mostly pokes fun at are: Filking, Gaming, Writing, Art, TV, the Republicans, the Democrates, Goverment at home and abroad, Liberals, Conservatives, Preachers, Preachers, Preachers, New Wave Religions, Old Wave Religions, People with bad bodies who wear too few clothes, People with good bodies who wear too much clothing, Cindy Crawford, Folding chairs, Barbara Walters, 900 numbers.... We think you get the picture.
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Hey they put me in print. (Falco) They are professional. (Translate that they won't use your submission to train the dog, or peel the stamps off your SASE.) Yard Dog Comics® is interested in orignal first run stories and comics. Do not send us scripts. You can send us ideas, so that we can either say run with it dude or don't waste your time. Any comics should be complete -- drawn, lettered, and inked. They should be copies of good quality, eight and a half by eleven paper.
Short story submissions should not run over 2500 words unless they are so spectaclar that you think they could live through being split in half.
We are looking for stuff that is off the wall, preferably funny, or outragesusly weird. We lean towards science fiction (or when we're drunk).
Yard dog Comics® pays in copies, one for you and one for your mother.
Please send your submission with an SASE, and your name, address, vital statistics, and lager amounts of small unmarked bills to:
Yard Dog Comics®Send a SASE to the same address for information on: Subscriptions, T-Shirts, and Role-Playing Murder Games for 8 to 11 players.
710 WEST RED BUD Dept B
ALMA, AR 72921
Or e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
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