"Hello, you have reached the Cricklewood office. We're not here right now... Bill is playing the drums while having a spot of bird-watching and football; Graeme is into Neolithic Man (is that legal?); and yours truly, Timbo, is starching and ironing the office's British flag. But if you leave your name and number after the tone, we will get back to you -- we do anything, anytime. Mostly because we're on the dole, but mainly because we are --

Welcome, visitor -- please enter via the front door...

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