Channel hopping in the UK

The programs on the channels are as follow:

Note : Anything in brackets is a comment and not on the channel.

BBC 1 - Hello and welcome to
CH 4 - Xenophobia. (Hatred of foreign people)
BBC 2 - Scully we've found undeniable proof that
ITV - Jon Bon Jovi
BBC 1 - will cook quiche Loraine.
ITV - Today the president of America was
BBC 2 - an alien from the Alpha quadrant of the
CH 4 - Ice age.
Yes, that's six points
BBC 1 - and a pint of milk. Next we add
BBC 2 - Mulder. Don't
BBC 1 - beat the eggs with a
CH 4 - mountain.
Sat - Roger, stick your
BBC 1 - cakes
Sat - in my
ITV - Ford Fiesta. (A car, for non-English people who didn't know)
BBC 2 - Mulder could you
Sat - Roger
BBC 1 - the mixture.
ITV - It was discovered today that
BBC 2 - Mulder
BBC 1 - is desert. Also if you have any left over you can
ITV - fly a plane to
CH 4 - The Conundrum.
ITV - And finally, a bridge in
BBC 1 - the oven
ITV - collapsed on top of
Sat - my bum!
ITV - That's all from
Sat - Roger the cabin boy. (Advert for Captain Pugwash)

(ITV program changes to a Star Wars Film)
(BBC 2 program changes to a charity concert by well-known bands and artists)

ITV - Duh, du-du-duh, duuuhhh, duuhhh, dow. (Title tune for film)
BBC 2 - Lay your hands on (Warning! Bon Jovi song messing with alert)
BBC 1 - the cakes in the oven, being careful as they will be very hot.
Sat - I'm so hot I could be
BBC 1 - a cake.
BBC 2 - You're ready, I'm
ITV - Darth Vader
BBC 2 - able. To lay my
Sat - love
BBC 1 - spuds
BBC 2 - on the table.
CH 4 - Just for the feel of it (Coke advert)
Sat - fondle my
ITV - light sabre.
BBC 2 - Satisfaction's guaranteed.

(CH 4 program changes to Friends)
BBC 2 - I'll be
CH 4 - there for you, when the
BBC 1 - quiche Loraine
CH 4 - starts to fall.
BBC 2 - I'll be there for you. (For those who don't know, Bon Jovi have a song with the same title as the Friends theme tune)
BBC 1 - Take it out of the oven and
BBC 2 - swear
Sat - as you
BBC 1 - forget the oven gloves.
CH 4 - Pheobe
ITV - Luke Skywalker
BBC 2 - and Micheal Jackson
BBC 1 - should all be mixed together in a big
Sat - orgy
BBC 1 - until firm to the touch, then put in
CH 4 - Central Perk
BBC 2 - for all to see.
BBC 1 - Well that's it from cooking with Cheif Colin
BBC 2 - at Wembley Stadium.

(BBC 1 program changes to English Football (Soccor to the USA people))

Sat - Fanny come in here with Roger and
CH 4 - pull this and see what happens
BBC 2 - with a little help from my friends.
BBC 1 - Gazza shoots in in the back of
CH 4 - Chandler Bing
BBC 1 - which is very quick, even for him!
ITV - Princess Laya
BBC 1 - is playing with the ball like its a
ITV - Death Star
Sat - in me now! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhh!
BBC 2 - Something to believe in. (Bon Jovi song that has Uh's at the start)
Sat - Keep going, F....
Ch 4 - ............riends
Sat - Go on F....
BBC 1 - .....ootball
Sat - Harder, F....
BBC 2 - .......reddy Mecury song
Sat - F....
ITV - .orever in Darth Vaders powers
Sat - That's it feel my
Ch 4 - Coffee.

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Last updated 18th of June 1998