Matthew Griffin's Resume

I'm always on the look out for a better job opportunity so here's my Resumé for just such a reason. I am currently being interviewed and trained by Rank Xerox (UK) for a Printing Systems and Copier Solutions Position, Canon (UK) and various other 'product orientated' companies. I'm also interested in outdoor jobs from Conservation to Scuba Diving and Education. Time, travel and location are no problem - I have a passion for all.

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It takes 72 muscles to frown, but only 14 to smile!



Murphy's Law




Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Celibacy is never inherited.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugliness goes to the bone.
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.
If everything seems to be going well, you haven't got a clue what the hell
is going on.
Never argue with a fool, people might know the difference.
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
The race does not always go to the swift, nor does the battle go to the
strong, but that is the way to bet.
Anything that you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
In order to get a loan you must first prove you do not need it.
The repair man would often say, 'I have never seen a model quite like
yours before.'
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, you
will find  it on sale somewhere else cheaper.
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.


PERSONAL DETAILS:

TITLE:                MR
SURNAME:              GRIFFIN
FIRST NAMES:          DAVID MATTHEW
PREFERRED NAME:       MATTHEW
HOME ADDRESS:         EASTWOOD,
                      CHURCH ROAD,
                      WINDLESHAM,
                      SURREY.
POST CODE:            GU20 6BT
TELEPHONE:            (01276) 479058        (UK)
                      (011 44 1276) 479058  (USA)
E-MAIL:               admin@oceanic.demon.co.uk
DATE OF BIRTH:        28/12/'74
CRIMINAL RECORD:      NONE
DRIVING LICENSE:      YES [UK, CLEAN]
ETHNIC ORIGIN:        CAUCASIAN
NATIONALITY:          ENGLISH
MARITAL STATUS:       SINGLE
HEIGHT:               6" 1'
WEIGHT:               10 STONE



EDUCATION AND QUALIFICATIONS:

General Certificate of Secondary Examinations:

BRADFIELD COLLEGE:

DATES OF STUDY:       1988 - 1991
                           ENGLISH ORAL  A
                           ENGLISH LIT.  A
                           MATHS         C
                           GEOGRAPHY     A
                           PHYSICS       A
                           BIOLOGY       A
                           CHEMISTRY     A
                           FRENCH        A
                           SPANISH       B
                           LATIN         A
A-Levels:

STRODES COLLEGE:

DATES OF STUDY:       1991 - 1993
                           BIOLOGY       A
                           GEOGRAPHY     A
                           CHEMISTRY     A



HEALTH:

NUMBER OF DAYS OF SICKNESS FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS:    NONE
ANY DISABILITIES?            NONE
ARE YOU TAKING MEDIATION?    NO



EMPLOYMENT HISTORY:

ORGANISATION NAME:    COSMIC RADIO
TYPE OF BUSINESS:     RETAIL - HIGH END HI-FI AND ELECTRICAL GOODS
ADDRESS:              244 - 256,
                      STATION ROAD,
                      ADDLESTONE,
                      SURREY.
POST CODE:            KT15 2PS.
POSITION HELD:        RETAIL ADMINISTRATION
MAIN  TASKS:          RETAIL, STOCK MANAGEMENT, INSTALLATIONS,
                      SWITCHBOARD, AFTER SALES SUPPORT
DATES EMPLOYED:       JUNE 1994 - 
SALES FIGURES:        £500,000/ Yr [TARGET DRIVEN]
SALARY:               BASIC O.T.E. WAGE PLUS 0.5% COMMISSION 
                      AND BONUSES



MISCELLANEOUS:

INTERESTS:            SPORTS, PHOTOGRAPHY, GRAPHIC DESIGN, MUSIC,
                      SOCIALISING, CONSERVATION, NOVEL WRITING,
                      COMPUTING, WEB [W3] AUTHORING, TRAVEL
OTHER QUALIFICATIONS: QUALIFICATIONS IN DIVING [PADI],
                      CONSERVATION, IT, AND OTHER ACADEMIC
 
                      MERITS

REFEREES:             [NAMES ON REQUEST ONLY]


I hope that this resumé has gone part way in helping you find out more
about me. If you have any questions or feedback as a result of reading this
resumé then please don't hesitate to contact me at either of the methods
outlined in the above. A hard copy of this Resumé is available upon request.
                      Yours sincerely,


Graphology

                               MATTHEW GRIFFIN.



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