Welcome to my little page of movie quotes.
I have nothing special to say about it.
Just you browse it and eventually
laugh yourself to death.

Ace Ventura Aladdin Back to the Future Bad Boys
The Birds Boyz N The Hood Braindead Braveheart
Cable Guy Cape Fear Casino Cliffhanger
Cool Runnings Crimson Tide Dead poets society Demolition Man
Desperado Die Hard Dracula: 
Dead and loving it		 The Empire Strikes Back
Eraser Escape from New York Falling Down Fargo
First Knight The First Wifes Club Forrest Gump From Dusk till Dawn
Full Metal Jacket Ghost Busters Hackers Independence Day
Last Action Hero Lion King Pulp Fiction Terminator 2


Hope you can guess which movies
they can be found in. If not...

Lois Einhorn : Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your
life a living hell?
Ace Ventura : Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but
thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call
sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

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Jules :  Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out,
and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same
fuckin' thing.
Vincent :  Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules :  It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of
massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet,
and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't
the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the
same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent :  Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules :  Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot
fuckin' master.
Vincent :  Given a lot of 'em?
Jules :  Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle
or nothin'.
Vincent :  Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules :  Fuck you.
Vincent :  How many?
Jules :  Fuck you.
Vincent :  Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules :  Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

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Danny Madigan :  ...I though I was going to die.
Jack Slater : Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna
live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer
- acne, shaving, premature ejaculation ... and your
first divorce.


Lenina Huxley : Looks like you met his meat. You really licked his ass.

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Sergeant Hartman :  How tall are you, private?
Cowboy :  Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Sergeant Hartman :  Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

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