Before entering The Goonies Web Page, you must be an official Goonie first. Hold up your right hand and say the following oath:
I will never betray my Goon Dock friends.
We will stick together until the whole world ends,
Through heaven and hell and nuclear war,
Good pals like us will stick like tar,
In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies,
I am proudly declared a fellow Goony.