>^,,^<  Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as if thou
        are transparent.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
>^,,^<  Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thou
        wilt fall in and trap thyself.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is
        sitting down.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to
        escape at thy first opportunity.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slowly.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in
        thy house.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants
        are not meat.
>^,,^<  Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

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