Picture of Homer enjoying his Duff
Homer walking into the 3-D dimension
Homer inside of the 3-D dimension
Evil Homer dancing around Good Homer's grave
Homer sees dogs playing poker
Bart in a straight-jacket
Apu in the Quik-e-Mart
Picture of Marge
Picture of Troy McClure
The Simpson family on the couch
The Simpson family on the couch...again
Picture of Grandpa Simpson
They're DOGS and they're playing POKER! <----HOMER SIMPSON
Can I go now?
D'oh....a deer....a female deer
Donuts...is there anything they can't do?
English, who needs that? I'm never going to England
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer
Yo Goober, where's the meat?
Go ta Hell!
All this computer hacking is making me thirsty
Hee, hee, hee, hee
Lisa, never EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the american dream?
Kiss my curvy butt goodbye
You're living in a land of make believe.....
Meow, meow, meow, meow......
Mmmm, 64 slices of american cheese
Mmmm, I CAN feel 3 kinds of softness
Mmmm, crumbled up cookie things
Mmmm, forbidden donut
Mmmm, unprocessed fish sticks
Mmmm, free goo
Mmmm, gummi beer
Mmmm, hog fat
Mmmm, invisible cola
Mmmm, organized crime
Mmmm, potato chips
Look at me, I'm making people HAPPY....
That's it I'm outta here
Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow
Excuse me professor Brainiac.....
Shutup, brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip
Did you raise the dead?
I'd sell my SOUL for a donut
Homer's version of the Flintstones song
I am so smart, I am so smart...
Oh Lisa, you and your stories...
You Su-diddily-uck, Flanders
Sweet merciful CRAP!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, table 5, table 5
In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy...
Homer's undersea song
Why you little!
There's a dog runnin' around in the air ducts! <----GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
Ya silk wearin' buttercup
That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself
Oooo, good comeback!
When I get through with ya, thay'll have to do a compost mortum
When you're alone and life is gettin' ya lonely, ye can always go DOONTOON
GAS! Out of the hole!
There's nearly an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scottsman
Get yer hagus...right here...charred heart and lungs....
Make way for Willie!
If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya...
I wouldn't bury my turtle in that mud puddle
If I wanted to see a man eat an orange....
You want to pick on immigrants? Then pick on Willie!
Ya haven't seen the last of Willie
Shhh...ya wanna get sued?
If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
Ya used me, Skinner. Ya USED ME!!!
I've watered it down as far as she'll go!
Back to the Loch with YOU, nessy
Oooo, the GERMANS are mad at me <----C. MONTGOMERY BURNS
Bah, to hell with this
Smithers, I've designed a new plane, I call it the spruce moose
I said, HOP IN
That fellow at Radio Shack said I was MAD...
Now let's burn rubber baby!
I don't know how to thank yo for dinner <----HANS MOLEMAN
Drinking has ruined my life. I'M 31 YEARS OLD!
Oh dear, now you've done it
Hans takes an eye test
This isn't my house
Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!
I need the biggest seed bell you have
If only the sugar were as sweet as you sir
You're sure doing your job today, Mr. Sun
Hans reads a wine list
Did I do wrong?
I'm old, gimme, gimme, gimme <----ABRAHAM SIMPSON
I'm going where the action is
I'll be good
Don't do that!
I hate everything but Matlock
The metric system is the tool of the devil
Who said that?!?
I don't have to sit here and take this, I...zzzzz
Grandpa takes off his underwear without taking off his pants
Oh, this is gonna be sweet
Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell! <----APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON
...please pay for your purchases and get out and come again
I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Apu sings a song
Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie
I ate all my caps....Ow <----RALPH WIGGUM
Ow, I bit my tongue
Ms. Hoover, there's a dog in the vent
My face is on fire!
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
He's still funny, but not ha-ha funny
Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
A change of underwear!
My worm went in my mouth and I ate it, can I have a new one?
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