Perfect Strangers Episode Guide
Date: Sept 7, 1998
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Perfect Strangers is a 30 minute sitcom.
Debut: March 25, 1986 on ABC; last episode August 6, 1993
Currently being rerun on USA 9:30am Mon-Friday plus independent
channels in some areas. Check your local listings.
Created by Dale McRaven
Produced by Mark Fink and Paula A. Roth
Music: Jesse Frederick & Bennett Salvay
Premise: The adventures of a young sheepherder from a middle European
country, Mypos, who comes to America to seek his fortune and
bunks in with his cousin Larry in Chicago.
Cast: Balki Bartokomous..........Bronson Pinchot
Larry Appleton.............Mark Linn-Baker
Twinkie(Donald Twinkacetti)Ernie Sabella
Mr. Gorpley................Sam Anderson
Edwina Twinkacetti.........Belita Moreno
Lydia Markham..............Belita Moreno
Harriette Winslow..........Jo Marie Payton-France
Susan......................Lise Cutter
Jennifer...................Melanie Wilson
Mary Anne..................Rebeca Arthur
R.T. Wainwright............F.J. O'Neil
------------------------ Season 1 -----------------------------
1-1. PERFECT STRANGERS 25 Mar 86
Balki arrives in Chicago, finds his cousin Larry and asks for
a place to stay while he looks for a job. Since he is a
professional sheep herder, that won't be easy.
w. Dale McRaven d. Joel Zwick
Customer #1..................Stephen Vinovich
Customer #2..................Bobby Hosea
Regulars: Twinkie, Susan
1-2. PICTURE THIS (174901) 1 Apr 86
Convinced that everyone takes advantage of Balki, Larry teaches
Balki to say "no", then when he needs him to say "yes", Balki
refuses costing Larry a chance at a photojournal job.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Linda.........................Anna Nicholas
Woman.........................Ava Cadell
Man...........................Jim Ingersol
Regulars: Twinkie, Susan
1-3. FIRST DATE (03) 8 Apr 86
Balki wants Larry to explain how to approach American women,
but Balki seems to be more successful which frustrates Larry.
w. Marty Nadler d. Joel Zwick
Diane.........................Mary Anne Dorward
Hostess.......................Mindy Sterling
Richard.......................Allen Graf
Girl..........................Sarah Partridge
Regulars: Twinkie, Susan
1-4. BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR (174904) 15 Apr 86
Balki gets lessons in driving from Larry, who bets with
Twinkie that he can teach him and he will get his license.
w. Chip & Doug Keyes d. Howard Storm
The Examiner..................Eddie Barth
Regulars: Twinkie, Susan
1-5. CHECK THIS (174905) 22 Apr 86
Balki is so excited with his new checking account that he
spends $3000 on furniture, but his balance is only $128.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Harrison Harper...............Sam Anderson
Delivery Man..................Steve Witting
Regulars: Twinkie, Susan, Edwina
1-6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY (174907) 29 Apr 86
The big birthday party planned for Larry falls flat when he
comes home depressed after losing a photo sale.
w. Chip & Doug Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Tina..........................Georgia Harrell
Snake.........................Karl Johnson
Officer Finley................Greg Finley
Lou...........................Vinny Argiro
Max...........................Harry Woolf
Street Person.................Pat Calhoun
Delivery Man..................Anthony Grumbach
Sandra........................Myra Turley
Regulars: Twinkie, Susan
---------------------- Season 2 ----------------------------------
2-1. HELLO, BABY (175502) 17 Sep 86
Balki offers Larry's room to a pregnant foreign woman from his
citizenship class who needs a place to stay.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Gina Morelli..................Candi Milo
Regular: Twinkie
2-2. HUNKS LIKE US (175504) 24 Sep 86
The two men join a health club, but their efforts to impress
young women leave them too tired to go out.
Trivia: Reuben's Perfect Body health club.
w. Alan Mandel d. Joel Zwick
Jennifer Lyons................Melanie Wilson
Mary Anne.....................Rebeca Arthur
Hunk..........................Richard Brose
Instructor....................Vanessa Paul
Woman.........................Lisa Coppenolle
Perfect Strangers -- p.27
2-3. THE UNNATURAL (175513) 1 Oct 86
Larry must decide if he will let Balki play or use the ringer
that Twinkie hired for the baseball championship.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Umpire........................Hank Robinson
Duke Lyle.....................Terence Goodman
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
2-4. LADIES & GERMS (175503) (postponed 10/15/86) 5 Nov 86
Larry has a big date with his dream girl and dreads germs, but
he catches a cold and tries everything to cure it. Balki kept
the date, but things are never quite right.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Edwina Twinkacetti............Belita Moreno
Marie Twinkacetti.............Erica Gayle
Donnie Twinkicetti............Matthew Licht
2-5. LIFESAVERS (aka The Burglar 175501) 22 Oct 86
After Larry saves Balki's life, Balki becomes his permanent
personal servant.
w. Jim Parker d. Joel Zwick
Burglar.......................Rafael Mauro
Regulars: Twinkie, Susan
2-6. BABES IN BABYLON (175508) 29 Oct 86
The cousins win a trip to Las Vegas in a grocery contest, but
Larry is afraid that Balki might become a compulsive gambler
and wants to avoid the casinos.
w. Bob Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Wendy.........................Donna Denton
Croupier......................Gary Pagett
2-7. FALLING IN LOVE IS ... (175514) 12 Nov 86
When Larry says that Balki's girl is just using him, Balki
thinks Larry is just jealous.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Carol.........................Karen Lynn Scott
Customer......................Dave Ketchum
..............................Cynthia Crummer
Regular: Jennifer
2-8. TWO MEN & A CRADLE (175515) (postponed 19 Nov 86) 3 Dec 86
Babysitting can be hazardous. When Larry and Balki agree to
watch a baby, they go for a walk with disastrous results.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Gina..........................Candi Milo
Linda.........................Deborah Benson
2-9. CAN'T GET A WITNESS (175512) 26 Nov 86
When Balki innocently get involved with a racketeer, he and
Larry are threatened if they go to court and testify.
w. Bob Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Judge.........................Ivan Bonar
DA............................Milt Oberman
Dunne.........................James Gallery
Regulars: Twinkie,Jennifer, Mary Anne
2-10. THE RENT STRIKE (175507) 10 Dec 86
When there is no hot water and the heat is off, the tenants
gather to plan what to do and decide to strike which upsets
Twink who needs the money for a gambling debt.
w. Mark Fink d. Joel Zwick
Max (or Mack).................Bob Larkin
Slabermiss (?)................Mary Gillis
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Susan, Twink
2-11. A CHRISTMAS STORY (175516) 17 Dec 86
A blizzard closes the airport and strands them in Chicago for
the holidays, preventing Larry from getting his turn as the
"Christmas Boy" who hands out the presents and it won't be his
turn again for another nine years.
w. Dale McRaven d. Joel Zwick
Christmas Tree Salesman.......Jay Gerber
Regulars: Twinkie, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Edwina
2-12. DOG GONE BLUES (21) 7 Jan 87
Balki wants to keep a dog he got from the pound, but it is
against the house rules.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Mrs. Cooper...................Tina Lifford
Cooper Boy....................Ben Hoag
Cooper Girl...................Ebonie Smith
Suprides, the dog.............Friday
Regulars: Twinkie
2-13. SINCE I LOST MY BABY (175506) 14 Jan 87
The two cousins try to find a way to reconcile Twinkie and his
wife, so he will move back home--out of their apartment.
w. Chip & Doug Keyes d. Joel Zwick
..............................Dante D'Andre
Regulars: Twinkie, Edwina
2-14. TROUBLE IN PARADISE (20) 21 Jan 87
They invite two stewardesses for dinner and then argue about
the menu--Balki wants to serve Myposian dishes.
w. Mark Fink d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
2-15. BEAUTIFUL DREAMER (23) 23 Jan 87
Balki has insomnia, but falls asleep on the fourth day during
a big sale at the shop. Larry tries some psychological tests
to determine the cause.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Customers.....................Marte Boyle Slout, Muriel Minot
Regulars: Twinkie, Jennifer, Mary Anne
2-16. TUX FOR TWO (24) (175522) 4 Feb 87
Larry is afraid that Balki will embarrass him at a formal
party for an idolized photographer.
w. Joel Saltzman d. Joel Zwick
Roger Morgan..................James Greene
Margaret......................Carol Bruce
Dennis........................Hank Stratton
Waiter........................Frank Birney
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Twinkie
2-17. TEN SPEED & SOFT TOUCH (175524) 11 Feb 87
Being a 'big brother' to troubled kid might be rewarding, but
Larry thinks the boy stole his bike.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Eddie.........................Bobby Jacoby
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
2-18. SNOW WAY TO TREAT A LADY-1 (175523) 18 Feb 87
Larry tries to become an expert skier over night to impress
Jennifer on the group's ski trip.
w.Howard Adler & Robert Griffard d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
2-19. SNOW WAY TO TREAT A LADY-2 (175526) 25 Feb 87
The four are trapped in the cabin after an avalanche and try
to dig a tunnel to the outside world.
w. Howard Adler & Robert Griffard d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
2-20. UP ON THE ROOF (175511) [LOC 27 Feb 87]
The two men go up on the roof to take a picture and knock off
Twinkie's antenna. Twinkie comes up to complain and pushes
off the ladder and it rains, lightning strikes, etc.
w. Dale McRaven d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Mary Anne, Twinkie
2-21. GET A JOB (175525) 5 Mar 87
After Twinkie refuses a raise, Larry and Balki dump their jobs,
then have to get work at a burger joint, Fat Marsha's Diner, to
pay their bills; and then the hockey fans come in...
w. Bob Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Marsha Manning................Susan Kellermann
Al............................Allan Graf
Jake..........................Tim Rossovich
Rowdy Hockey Fan #1...........Louis Arquette
Rowdy Hockey Fan #2...........Marty Schiff
Regulars: Twinkie, Edwina
2-22. HELLO, ELAINE (175520) 1 Apr 87
Larry's sister stops off on her way to New York where she
expects to be accepted as a pianist, but Larry is sceptical.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Elaine........................Sue Ball
Leroy.........................Tom "Tiny" Lister, Jr.
------------------------ Season 3 ---------------------------------
New Cast: Mr. Gorpley.................Sam Anderson
Harry Burns, Editor.........Eugene Roche
R.T. Wainwright, Publisher..F.J. O'Neil
Harriette Winslow...........Jo Marie Payton-France
3-1. ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS (30)
Larry gets a job at the newspaper and Balki is hired to do the
mail and other tasks which lead Gorpley to fire him, but
Harriette knows where the bodies are buried and intervenes.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Mr. Conklin....................? Jack Bernardi
...............................Neil Elliot
Regulars: Harriette, Gorpley, Burns (special)
3-2. WEIGH TO GO, BUDDY (176501) [LOC 26 Sep 87]
Larry has a tough time losing weight, so he tries the Mypos
diet of fish-eye soup and pig snouts. This does not have the
hoped for results.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
3-3. TAKING STOCK (29) 14 Oct 87
Buying stock in a cereal company gives Balki some experience
with the corporate world and he checks their advertising by
counting the number of raisins per box.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Casselman......................Jeff Corey
Crocker........................Alan Haufrect
Ms. Abrams.....................Barbara Sharma
Security Guards................Gene Lobell, Greg Collins
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
3-4. SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IN CHICAGO (38) 7 Oct 87
The editor of the newspaper's Sunday magazine is pursuing
Balki.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Olivia Crawford................Holland Taylor
Flynn..........................Gerald Gordon
Regular: Harriette
3-5. BETTER SHOP AROUND (32) [16Oct87]
While buying groceries in the supermarket, Balki wins a
shopping spree.
w. Bob Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Store Manager..................Al Pugliese
Clerk..........................Kimmy Robertson
Customer.......................Diane Sainte-Marie
...............................Judy Cain
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
3-6. YOUR CHEATIN' HEART (37) 22 Oct87
When Jennifer makes frequent trips to the office to see Balki,
Larry thinks she is two-timing him, but in reality needs
Balki's help to buy a surprise gift for Larry.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette
3-7. THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT (36) 2 Nov87
A psychic predicts that Larry will be eating a golden ring and
sitting on a sheep when a huge storm brings death.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Claire Hayden..................Brandis Kemp
Harry Burns......(special).....Eugene Roche
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette
3-8. KARATE KIDS [#35] (176505) [LOC 6 Nov 87]
After being beaten up at a bar, the cousins take up karate.
After several weeks, Larry insists on returning to the bar.
w. James O'Keefe & Alan Plotkin d. Joel Zwick
Chuck..........................Randy Kovitz
Instructor.....................? Bill Ryusaki
Student........................? Marcus Mukai
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
3-9. FUTURE SHOCK (40) 25 Nov 87
Larry dreams of a future time when he waits for Jennifer to
return from Los Angeles where she moved forty years in the
past before he could tell her of his feelings.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer
3-10. NIGHT SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (176514) 18 Nov 87
Balki is cheated by a con artist with phoney watches and
jewelry, so he devises a plan to put him out of business.
w. Barry O'Brien d. Joel Zwick
Leon...........................Lee Arenberg
Fat Jack.......................Tony Longo
Thug #1........................Freeman King
Thug #2........................Charles Shapiro
Regular: Harriette
3-11. COACH POTATO (#39) (176511) 2 Dec 87
After cable is installed on the tv, Balki becomes glued to the
set forgetting about sleep, food and his job.
w. Bob Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Mr. Gorpley....................Sam Anderson
Harriette Winslow..............Jo Marie Payton-France
Cable TV Man...................Harry Murphy
3-12. THE BREAK IN (31) 9 Dec 87
Larry accidentally leaves a news article on the publisher's
desk which necessitates a retrieval, but the two cousins wind
up out on the ledge when interrupted.
w. David Ketchum & Tony DeMarco d. Joel Zwick
Frank Peterson.................Richard Frank
Harry Burns....................Eugene Roche
Security Guard.................Jim Doughan
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary anne, Harriette Winslow
3-13. TO BE OR NOT TO BE (44) [LOC 29 Dec87] 6 Jan 88
Balki and Larry are chosen to be in a commercial for the paper,
but the final choice comes as a surprise.
w. Robert Blair d. Joel Zwick
Joel...........................Steve Vinovich
Miles..........................Don Woodard
Regulars: Harriette, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne
3-14. MY LIPS ARE SEALED (176515) 13 Jan 88
While Larry abides by the 'code of honor' at work, he expects
Balki to leak information at home about his raise which he
needs to buy the car he wants, a red convertible.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Lou Miller.....................Lorry Goldman
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Harriette
3-15. PEN PAL (#45) (176517) [LOC 1/21/88] 27 Jan 88
Larry is frightened when Balki invites the racketeer (now a
parolee) they put in jail to stay at their apartment.
w. Bob Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Vince Lucas....................John Del Regno
Regulars: Lydia, Harriette
3-16. JUST DESSERTS (46) [LOC 1/28/88] 3 Feb 88
Larry can sell Balki's Myposian desserts, but can he make an
adequate supply of them fast enough?
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
3-17. PIPE DREAMS (50) [LOC 2/4/88] [postponed 10 Feb 88] 4 Mar 88
Larry tries to impress Jennifer by fixing her plumbing himself
instead of calling a plumber.
w. Bob Keyes d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
3-18. THE DEFIANT GUYS (176507) 11 Mar 88
The two cousins become handcuffed together just before Larry
has an important luncheon date with a publisher.
w. Michael Mauer d. Joel Zwick
story by John B. Collins
Harry Burns....................Eugene Roche
Mrs. Van Wisser................Susan French
Marcel, Maitre 'd..............Milt Jamin
Security Guard.................Jim Doughan
Regulars: R.T. Wainwright, Harriette Winslow
3-19. BYE, BYE BIKI (#47) (176519) [LOC 3Mar88]
Balki is excited because his 106 year old "yaya" Biki is coming
to America to see him. He has a hard time accepting that she
died at the New York airport and still holds the party.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Harriette, Lydia, Mary Anne, Jennifer
3-20. YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS (41) 25 Mar 88
Larry does not believe that Balki's new friend is honest, but
has taken Balki's money and left.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Cameo by Carl Lewis as himself, Balki's friend
Ticket Agent...................Hartley Silver
Regulars: Harriette
3-21. THE GRADUATE (49) 3/9/88
Balki needs an 'A' in his history final to graduate at the top
of his night school class and then he finds out there is no
ceremony or prom for night school. Larry intercedes.
w. Robert Blair d. Joel Zwick
Mr. Jones......................Peter Crombie
Regulars: Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette
3-22. MY BROTHER, MYSELF (48 176520) [LOC 3/9/88] 18 Mar 88
Larry schemes to impress his brother and drafts Balki to help.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Billy..........................Ted McGinley
Regulars: Lydia, Harriette
----------------------- Season 4 ---------------------------------
4-1. THE LOTTERY (177507) 14 Oct 88
Balki wants to play the lottery and Larry tries to tell him
this is a losing cause, but is it?
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
The Clerk......................Gregg Berger
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley, Harriette
4-2. ASSERTIVE TRAINING (52) 21 Oct 88
Larry takes an assertiveness training class and then tries to
help Balki get a raise, but it doesn't work as planned.
w. Robert Blair d. Joel Zwick
Doug Perkins...................Lorry Goldman
Regulars: Gorpley, Jennifer, Harriette
4-3. ALIENS (54) 28 Oct 88
Larry survives a Halloween horror movie marathon, but wakes up
the next morning believing Balki has turned into an alien from
another planet.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Harriette, Jennifer, Lydia, Mary Anne
4-4. PIANO MOVERS (53) 4 Nov 88
When Lydia wants her piano moved up ten flights so she can sing
for a record producer she is dating, Balki volunteers himself
and Larry, which causes a rift between them.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Chuck Panama...................Michael DeLano
Regular: Lydia
4-5. HIGH SOCIETY (55) 11 Nov 88
Mistakenly believing Balki is the Crown Prince of Mypos, a
wealthy newspaper owner invites Balki and Larry to his estate.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Mr. Endicott...................Norman Bartold
Mrs. Endicott..................Carol Bruce
Bobo, Senior...................Robert Cornthwaite
Guest..........................Frank Birney
Young Snob.....................Roger Scott
Regulars: Harriette
4-6. UP THE LAZY RIVER-1 (56) 11/18/88
Larry and Balki hate camping, but Larry knows that Jennifer
loves it, so he arranges a trip. Jennifer insists she won't go
alone, so Balki becomes the leader. Mary Anne goes. too.
w. James O'Keefe & Alan Plotkin d. Joel Zwick
Group Leader...................Harry Woolf
Guide..........................Robert Brian Wilson
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette
4-7. UP THE LAZY RIVER-2 (57) 11/23/88
Lost in the woods, Larry leads them around in a 5 hour circle.
Other hazards are quicksand and a bear.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
4-8. COLLEGE BOUND (58) 9 Dec 88
Larry prepares a surprise party for Balki who is taking his
college entrance exams. While they are waiting for Balki to
come home, they review previous episodes; such as, plumbing,
singles bar, Gina's childbirth, first day at the office.
w. William Bickley, Michael Warren, Paula A.Roth d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Harriette, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia
Flashbacks include: Mr. Gorpley, Mr. Burns, Gina
4-9. THE GIFT OF THE MYPLOT (59) 16 Dec 88
Balki asks lonely Mr. Gorpley to join them at their Christmas
Eve party to everyone's dismay.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Jimmy..........................Jim Doughan
Allyson........................Kate Finlayson
Regulars: Harriette, Gorpley, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne
4-10. MAID TO ORDER (60) 6 Jan 89
Balki hires a maid and Larry complains when she turns out to be
too efficient.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Mrs. Bailey....................Doris Roberts
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Mr. Gorpley, Harriette
4-11. THAT OLD GANG OF MINE (61) 13 Jan 89
Balki joins the "Motor Psychos" bike club after Mary Anne moves
to London and the club plans a wild initiation ceremony.
w. Robert Blair d. Joel Zwick
Cobra..........................John Matuszak
Flame..........................Diane Delano
Growling Biker.................Earl Finn
Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer
4-12. CRIMEBUSTERS (62) 20 Jan 89
Working as a researcher for the newspaper, Larry's efforts to
get a story for the investigative team could prove disastrous.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Carl...........................Reginald VelJohnson
Zitell.........................Richard McGonagle
Chief of Police................Richard Kuss
Policeman in Bar...............Jack McGee
Regular: Harriette
4-13. GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (63) 3 Feb 89
Larry tosses his attitude about greed to the winds as he and
Balki compete on a game show, "Risk It All".
w. Bill Rosenthal & Noah Taft d. Joel Zwick
Bink Warmington................Bob Goen
Kelly Langston.................Jude Mussetter
Contestant #1..................Marr Nealon
Contestant #2..................Lynnsey Ryan
Stage Manager..................Jim Neil
Regulars: Mr. Wainwright, Harriette, Jennifer, Mary Anne
4-14. COME FLY WITH ME (64) 10 Feb 89
Balki is overjoyed to be taking his first flight, but the
stewardesses, Jennifer and Mary Anne, are not so pleased.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Groom..........................Robert Pierce
Bride..........................Mary Ellen Dunbar
Irate Passenger................John Di Santi
Vegetarian.....................J.P.Bumstead
Ex-Smoker......................Gerald Castillo
Woman..........................Rowena Balos
Red-Headed Woman...............Nancy McNamara
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
4-15. BLIND ALLEY (65) 17 Feb 89
Balki is to substitute on the bowling team, but his trip to the
optometrist may make playing difficult.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Calvin.........................Jimi Bridges, Jr.
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Harriette, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne
4-16. THE 'KING' AND I (66) 24 Feb 89
Balki is hypnotized on the day of his tax audit and thinks he
is Elvis, dressing and acting the part.
w. Robert Blair d. Joel Zwick
Lamont Cassidy.................Terrence E. McNally
Mr. Yates......................Ron Perkins
Regulars: Lydia, Harriette, Gorpley
4-17. PROSE AND CONS (67) 10 Mar 89
Refusing to reveal a source lands the two in jail, but Larry
decides to tell after two thugs are put in his cell.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Process Server.................Zack Phifer
Jailer.........................Raymond O'Keefe
Cell Mate Dutch................Robert Schuch
Cell Mate Jake.................Charles Young
Regulars: Harriette, Mr. Wainwright, Lydia
4-18. CAR WARS (68) 17 Mar 89
Balki does not expect to enjoy the search for a car, but Larry
insists his system will pick out the perfect used car.
w. William Bickley & Michael Warren d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Harriette, Lydia
4-19. JUST A GIGOLO (69) 31 Mar 89
Lydia is planning to marry a man they think is a just a gigolo
who will bilk her and run.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Jack Colby.....................Charles Frank
Regulars: Lydia, Gorpley, Wainwright, Harriette, Jennifer
4-20. SEVEN CARD STUDS (70) 14 Apr 89
When Balki loses a wad in Mr. Gorpley's poker game, Larry comes
up with a plan to win it back.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Walt...........................Guy Christopher
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Jennifer
4-21. TEACHER'S PEST (445227) 28 Apr 89
Larry teaches a college course in journalism, but he sets his
standards too high and the class rebels.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Football Player................Joshua Cadman
Student #1.....................Judy Prescott
Student #2.....................Craig Gini
"A" Student....................Eva LaRue
4-22. WEDDING BELLE BLUES (445228) 5 May 89
Balki officially becomes a man on his 25th birthday and gets a
surprise from home--a wife.
w. Robert Blair d. Joel Zwick
Verbos Verazonnos..............Peter Allas
Kiki karadopolis...............Kathryn Marcopolus
Reverend Bacon.................Bill Cort
Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer, Lydia, Gorpley, Harriette
---------------------------- Season 5 ------------------------------
5-1. GOOD SKATES (445753) 22 Sep 89
The Gabuggis, Myposian furies, torment Larry when he lies about
his roller skating ability to impress Jennifer, who volunteered
for a Big Brother fund raising event.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Grant Larkin...................Noon Orsatti
Announcer......................Terry Burns
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Mr. Gorpley
5-2. LIE-ABILITY (445751) 29 Sep 89
After a minor auto accident, Gorpley suggests Larry sue, so
Larry has plans to defraud an insurance company to gain money
to help his sister with her tuition and Balki expects he will
suffer a dreadful fate if he does.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Joseph Garber..................Allen Williams
Regulars: Sam Gorpley, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne
5-3. THE NEWSLETTER (#76) (445754) 6 Oct 89
Balki is the editor of the office newsletter and gets some
advice from Larry on how to dig up the dirt.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Matt Miner.....................Curtis Taylor
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Mr. Wainwright, Lydia
5-4. TOOTH OR CONSEQUENCES (445755) 13 Oct 89
When Balki makes his first visit to the dentist, it is Larry
who is in trouble.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Dr. Shukin.....................Macon McCalman
Dental Assistant...............Harriette Hall
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley
5-5 DOG DAY MID-AFTERNOON (#78) (445758) 20 Oct 89
Larry's expose of a money-laundering scheme brings the schemes
designer to the paper with a list of complaints and a bomb.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Marvin Berman...................George Wyner
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Sam Gorpley
5-6 ALMOST LIVE FROM CHICAGO (#74) (445752) 1 Dec 89
Lydia has been offered the opportunity of having her own tv
advice show, but she has one big problem--she fears cameras.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Joel Zwick
Stage Manager..................Zane Lasky
Regulars: Lydia, Mary Anne, Jennifer
5-7. POETRY IN MOTION (445759) 5 Nov 89
The cousins poke around in the chimney and find a secret
compartment containing clues to the work of a poet, Lowell
Kelly.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
5-8. FATHER KNOWS BEST?-1 (#79) (445756) 10 Nov 89
Larry's perfectionist father comes for a visit and their
attempt to impress him leads to all of them being trapped in
the basement which is rapidly filling with water.
5-9. FATHER KNOWS BEST?-2 (#80) (445757) 17 Nov 89
Poor Larry feels responsible for their predicament and attempts
to solve it first by stuffing a head in the pipe, next by using
a beam to batter the door and finally blowing off the doorknob.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Mr. Appleton....................James Noble
Regulars: Gorpley, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne
5-10. HELLO BALL (445760) 24 Nov 89
When the gang goes out to play golf with Jennifer's father,
Larry goofs to let her father win, but Balki can't miss.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Joel Zwick
Jennifer's Father, Mr. Lyons...Robert King
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
5-11. HOME MOVIES (445761) 8 Dec 89
Larry does the honors of taking the home movie to be sent back
to Mypos for the family reunion.
w. Tom Amundsen d. Joel Zwick
Guest "Lydia"..................Bobby Jo Lathan
Gentleman Guest................Gary Bolen
Lady Guest.....................Darla Stevens
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Sam Gorpley
5-12. EVERYONE IN THE POOL (#84) (445762) 15 Dec 89
Balki seems to have an uncanny insight about the winning teams
in the football pool and Larry has a plan to use it.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Lydia, Mary Anne
5-13. BECAUSE THEY'RE COUSINS (445763) 5 Jan 90
Cousin Bartok comes to visit from Los Angeles and is quite a
surprise, plus he has a money-making scheme.
w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Bartok.........................Bronson Pinchot
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley
5-14 DISORDERLY ORDERLIES (445764) 12 Jan 90
Larry's volunteer duty at the hospital was inspired by an
ulterior motive--he wants to interview a patient, a football
player, which will advance his journalistic career.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Hank Peterson..................Forry Smith
Mr. Vaughn.....................Travis McKenna
Nurse Bagley...................Catherine Paolone
The Orderly....................Antonio Todd
Mr. Wainwright.................F. J. O'Neil
5-15. THE SELLING OF MYPOS (445765) 26 Jan 90
Balki is the official negotiator in the sale of a section of
Mypos to a large company and Larry tries to advise him.
w. Terry Hart d. Joel Zwick
J.R. Stanhouse.................Warren Munson
Staff Executive................Bryan Byers
Executive Assistant............Ann Convery
Deliver Man....................Robert G. Lee
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
5-16. NIGHTMARE VACATION (445767) 2 Feb 90
The perfect vacation at a tropical resort, Club Paradise, is
disrupted by a hurricane.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Joel Zwick
Mac McIntyre...................James Hampton
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
5-17. THREE'S A CROWD (445768) 9 Feb 90
Mary Anne is invited to stay in their apartment after an argument
breaks out during a board game causing a rift between the women.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer
5-18. A BLAST FROM THE PAST (445770) 16 Feb 90
A witness about to enter the witness protection program spends
his last night with Larry and Balki.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Marvin Berman..................George Wyner
Phone Man......................Lawrence E. Mintz
Federal Agent..................Richard Hoyt-Miller
Dr. Shore......................John Welsh
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
5-19. HE'S THE BOSS (#91) (445769) 23 Feb 90
Balki gets promoted to the executive staff, but is unaware that
it is an affirmative action move.
w. robert Griffard & Howard Adler d. Joel Zwick
Glover.........................Sanford Jensen
Maria..........................Gina Minervini
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Gorpley, Lydia, Wainwright
5-20. HERE COMES THE JUDGE (445766) 9 Mar 90
When Balki is head of the grievance committee, he has no mercy
for Larry who has been accused of stealing office supplies.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
story by Paul Chitlik & Jeremy Bertrand Finch
Delivery Man...................Robert G. Lee
Mr. Hughes.....................Guy Christopher
Miss Wiggans...................Sue Rihr
Stenographer...................Michele Harrell
Regulars: Lydia, Sam Gorpley, Jennifer, Mary Anne
5-21. THIS OLD HOUSE (#93) (445771) 30 Mar 90
Larry buys a house in poor condition figuring to fix it up and
sell it for a nice profit, but then he gets greedy.
The joke of this episode is to have look-a-like actors.
w. Terry Hart d. Joel Zwick
Elliot.........................Michael Mitz (thirtysomething)
Hope...........................Stephanie Shroyer (thirtysomething)
Skitch Henderson...............Michael Ayr
Florence Henderson.............Kim Alexander
5-22. BYE, BYE BIRDIE (#94) (445772) 13 Apr 90
Balki is broken hearted after his pet parrot takes wing and
flies away.
w. Tom Devanney d. Joel Zwick
Regulars: Jennifer
5-23. DIGGING UP THE NEWS (445773) 27 Apr 90 or 4 May 90
Larry does an expose of Uncle Shaggy's Dog House host and gets
Uncle Shaggy fired, then tries to make amends.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Joel Zwick
Shaggy.........................Rick Hurst
Paula Silver...................Lisa Raggio
Stage Manager..................Bradley Fisher
Frenchie.......................Trisha Peters
Hot Dog........................Danny Castle
Regulars: Mr. Wainwright
5-24. EYEWITLESS REPORT (#96) (445774) 11 Apr 90
Sam Gorpley, the cousins and the girls go to a cabin in a
forest, an outing provided by the newspaper. A 'mad dog'
killer escapee is subdued by them, but they tell conflicting
stories about the capture to the trooper.
w. John B. Collins d. Joel Zwick
Howard "Mad Dog" Krause........Rick Zumwalt
State Trooper..................Robbie Howard
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Jennifer, Mary Anne
--------------------- Season 6 --------------------------------
6-1. SAFE AT HOME (97) 28 Sep 90
When their own security measures fail, the cousins buy a
high-tech security system.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Richard Correll
McNulty........................Raye Birk
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
6-2. NEW KID ON THE BLOCK (446303) 5 Oct 90
A precocious young kid is terrorizing the apartment house while
under Balki's care and Larry tries to get him to control her.
Larry is trying to write an expose for the paper.
w. Bill Daley d. Greg Antonocci
Mrs. Holland...................Andrea Walters
Pat............................Alisan Porter
Regulars: Mr. Wainwright, Jennifer
6-3. THE BREAK UP (100) 12 Oct 90
Larry confuses Jennifer about the status of their relationship
when he agrees to her date with an old boyfriend.
w. Terry Hart d. James O'Keefe
Bill Madden....................David Sederholm
Maitre d'......................Brian Carpenter
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
6-4. A HORSE IS A HORSE (98) 19 Oct 90
Balki's Myposian elixir does not really help the racehorse that
Larry bought to save from disposal.
w. Tom Devanney d. Greg Antonocci
Dr. Tierney....................William Denis
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Sam Gorpley
6-5. FAMILY FEUD (446306) 26 Oct 90
Balki explains the 500 year old family feud to Larry, who is
relieved to find out they don't kill each other and then learns
the winner takes an ear as a trophy (when he loses).
w. John B. Collins d. Judy Pioli
Zoltan........................Nicholas Kadi
6-6. CALL ME INDESTRUCTIBLE (446305) 2 Nov 90
The Myopian God of Protection dispels Larry's fear of flying
when he goes for a ride in a single-engine plane.
w. Paula A. Roth d. James O'Keefe
Alvin 'Ace' Atkins.............Kenneth Mars
6-7. THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH-1 (104) 9 Nov 90
Larry and Balki are sent to cover a wedding of soap stars in
Los Angeles and meet more than the stars when they run into
some mobsters.
w. Terry Hart d. Richard Correll
Herb...........................Steven Gilborn
Sheila.........................Jessie Jones
Marco Madison..................Scott Marlowe
Darla Wayne....................Teresa Bowman
Drug Agent.....................Chris Hendrie
Thug #1........................Min Lee
Thug #2........................Michael Hungerford
Salesman.......................Donald Willis
Newscaster.....................Dale Harimoto
The Customer...................Elaine Bartolone
The Waiter.....................Michael Caldwell
Guest #1.......................Renee Wedel
Guest #2.......................Timothy Noyes
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
6-8. THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH-2 (105) 16 Nov 90
Larry becomes the prime suspect after a murder at the wedding
and the mobster gives chase.
w. Terry Hart d. Richard Correll
Additional cast for part 2:
Roy............................Amy Hill
Video Vendor...................Mic Rodgers
Ice Cream Vendor...............Tony Rael
Thug #3........................Matt Johnston
Mugger.........................Michael Stanton
Regulars: Mr. Wainwright
6-9. THE RING (106) 23 Nov 90
Larry buys a ring for Jennifer and then discovers it is fake.
There is much ado as Larry tries to switch to a real ring
without Jennifer realizing it.
w. Harriet & Sandy Helberg d. Richard Correll
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
6-10. BLACK WIDOW (446309) 30 Nov 90
After reading an old newspaper article about a serial killer,
Larry gets suspicious of Mary Anne who is planning a hiking
trip to an isolated area with Balki.
w. Tom Amundsen d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer, Lydia, Gorpley
6-11. THE SUNSHINE BOYS (446311) 7 Dec 90
A high school buddy of Larry's comes to the office and invites
the two to a dinner. They lied about a Carribean cruise, so
they spend some time -- too much -- in a tanning machine.
w. John B. Collins d. Judy Pioli
Bunky.........................Mark Neely
Regular: Mr. Wainwright, Mary Anne, Jennifer
6-12. HOCUS POCUS (446312) [LOC 12/28/90]
Balki practices his magic tricks for the Youth Center Show and
Larry refuses to go, but then he discovers the guest is a
person he must interview; however, he gets trapped in a magic
act box and Balki saves the day.
w. Tom Devanney d. Judy Pioli
Mrs. O'Neil....................Gloria McMillan
The Agent......................Tony Montero
Amazing Timmy..................Nick Lewin
The Ventriloquist..............Bruce LaNoil
6-13. FINDERS KEEPERS (446314) 4 Jan 91
Balki finds a box with a large amount of money and the two seek
the rightful owner.
w. Tom Amundsen d. Judy Pioli
Father Killion.................Bryan O'Bryne
The Minister...................John Petlock
Regulars: Sam Gorpley
6-14. GRANDPA (446313) 11 Jan 91
Grandpa Appleton comes for a visit bringing his much younger
girl friend.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Joel Zwick
Grandpa........................John Anderson
Sam............................Brenda Thomson
George.........................George Poulos
Sofia..........................Helen Lambros
Athena.........................Marianne Muellerleile
6-15. LITTLE APARTMENT OF HORRORS (446315) 18 Jan 91
The Myposian cure for the common cold causes a plant to become
a monster and turn the apartment into a horror house; however,
Larry tries to turn the plant into cash.
w. Terry Hart d. Judy Pioli
Delivery Man...................Robert G. Lee
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley
6-16. I SAW THIS ON TV (446316) 1 Feb 91
Larry tells one too many lies and Jennifer breaks it off.
Balki tries to teach Larry by telling about a bus driver and
a sewer worker, recreating scenes from "The Honeymooners".
w. Paula A. Roth d. Joel Zwick
Larry/Ralph Kramden............Mark Linn-Baker
Balki/Ed Norton................Bronson Pinchot
Jennifer/Alice.................Melanie Wilson
Mary Anne/Trixie...............Rebeca Arthur
6-17. SPEAK, MEMORY (446317) 2/8/91
When Jennifer's mother comes to meet Larry, he has amnesia
because of a fall down the stairs at work.
w. John B. Collins d. Judy Pioli
Mrs. Lyons.....................Marla Adams
Waiter.........................John Drayman
Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Jennifer
6-18. OUT OF SYNC (446318) 15 Feb 91
Balki is discovered by a music promoter and becomes the newest
rock star--but is he really doing the singing?
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Judy Pioli
Clyde Enright..................Ian Patrick Williams
The Director...................Gene Wolande
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
Uncredited singers, dancers and musicians
6-19. SEE HOW THEY RUN (446319) 2/22/91
Balki runs for student body president and is fearful that
Larry, as manager, might ruin his campaign.
w. Thomas R. Nance d. Judy Pioli
The Moderator..................Marte Boyle Slout
Student #1.....................Rhonda Britten
Student #2.....................Troy Fromin
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia
6-20. CLIMB EVERY BILLBOARD (446320) 15 Mar 91
Larry and Balki wind up sitting on a billboard in the cold waiting
for the Bulls to end their losing streak.
w. Tom Devanney d. Judy Pioli
Regular: Mr. Wainwright
6-21. A CATERED AFFAIR (446321) 22 Mar 91
Balki's catering business really gets going, but might be too
much for him to handle.
w. Tom Amundsen d. Judy Pioli
Billy Joe Bob..................Newell Alexander
Betty..........................Mary Pat Gleason
Gunther........................Alfred Dennis
The Cowgirl....................Noreen Reardon
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
6-22. DUCK SOUP (446322) 5 Apr 91
Larry is pleased when Mr. Wainwright invites him to a duck
hunt, but Balki's feelings are hurt when he is not included.
w. Terry Hart d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Sam Gorpley, Mr. Wainwright
6-23. GREAT BALLS OF FIRE (446323) 26 Apr 91
Balki and Larry become volunteer fireman looking forward to
fighting a fire, but the fire is in the firehouse.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Bill Petty
Fire Chief Newton..............Ron Dean
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
6-24. SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER (446324) 3 May 91
Larry and Jennifer set a June wedding date and agree to take
Balki's Myposian compatibility test.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
--------------------- Season 7 --------------------------------
7-1. BACHELOR PARTY (446851) 20 Sep 91
Balki is the Best Man and plans a simple bachelor party, but Mr.
Gorpley changes that when he arrives with a stripper and drinks.
w. d. Judy Pioli
Bambi
7-2. THE WEDDING (446852) 27 Sep 91
Larry and Balki are driving to the site of the wedding when they
are stopped by a patrolman for driving too slow, but are
arrested when Larry backs into the patrol car, then they are drafted
for a line-up and Larry is identified as a robber.
w. Paula A Roth d. Judy Pioli
Rudy............................Macka Foley
Officer Cole....................Gary Lahti
Larry Look-alike................Don Stallings
Detective Albertson.............Clive Rosengren
7-3. THIS NEW HOUSE (446853) 4 Oct 91
Larry and Jennifer move into their new home with minimal heat
and maximum payments.
w. d. Judy Pioli
Mr. Dexter......................Jack Stauffler
7-4. DOOR TO DOOR (446854) [ 11 Oct 91 postponed ] 20 Dec 91
Larry and Balki polish up their sales talk as they take on a
door-to-door job selling cleaning products.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Judy Pioli
music by Steven Chesne
Lenora Dumont...................Marj Dusay
7-5. WEEKEND AT FERDINAND'S (446855) 18 Oct 91
Larry unexpectedly becomes the monarch of Mypos when the King
falls dead in his arms.
w. Thomas R. Nance d. Judy Pioli
story by Thomas R. Nance & John B. Collins
King Ferdinand..................Don Amendolia
Speaker of the Hut..............Paul Eiding
Cookie (Mrs.Speaker)............Lynn Alexander
Regulars: Lydia, Gorpley
7-6. FRIGHT NIGHT (446856) 25 Oct 91
The cousins play ghostbusters when an apparition shows up in the
Appleton's new house.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Judy Pioli
Ghost of Chester Bainbridge....Peter Jason
7-7. THE GAZEBO (446860) 1 Nov 91
The efforts of Larry and Balki to build a gazebo in the backyard
look like scenes from old Laurel and Hardy comedies.
w. Terry Hart d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
7-8. CITIZENSHIP-1 (446857) 8 Nov 91
As a surprise for Balki, who is to be sworn in as a US citizen,
Larry has Mama Bartokomous flown in for a visit.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Judy Pioli
music by Gary Bowen
Mama Bartokomous................Bronson Pinchot
Regulars: Lydia, Gorpley, Jennifer, Mary Anne
7-9. CITIZENSHIP-2 (446858) 15 Nov 91
On Mypos, Larry tries to persuade Mama to let Balki come back,
but then settles happily into the relaxed life style of Mypos.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
7-10. WILD TURKEY (446859) 22 Nov 91
The cousins are afraid a lost wedding ring has found its way
into the neighbor's turkey and attempt to retrieve it.
w. Tom Devanney d. Judy Pioli
Mr. Johnson.....................James Staley
Mrs. Johnson....................Julie Payne
Grandpa Johnson.................Glen Vernon
Joanie Johnson..................Brandi Chrisman
Richie Johnson..................Adam Hendershott
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
7-11. DIMITRI'S WORLD (446862) 29 Nov 91
Balki gets the job of drawing a sheep named Dimitri for the
paper and Larry is assigned to fill in the dialog 'bubbles'.
w. Tom Amundsen d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Mr. Wainwright, Lydia, Sam Gorpley
7-12. CAR TUNES (446861) 6 Dec 91
Tired of having their car stereos stolen, they put an alarm in
the car--but it goes off all night--and hiding in the trunk gets
them an unexpected ride.
w. Tom Devanney d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
7-13. TWO ANGRY MEN (#133) (446863) 3 Jan 92
Balki gets their names drawn for jury duty which starts the day
before Jennifer has a pre-paid, non-refundable vacation in
Bermuda booked. Balki holds out for not guilty endangering
Larry's plans.
w. Thomas R. Nance d. Judy Pioli
The Angry Juror.................Michael McManus
The Bailiff.....................Ken Thorley
The Judge.......................S. Marc Jordan
Regular: Jennifer
7-14. MISSING (446864) 17 Jan 92
After Dimitri is kidnapped, Balki has a mental block that
prevents him from sketching the stuffed sheep for a cover.
w. Terry Hart d. Judy Pioli
Rob Bob.........................Leslie Jordan
Regular: Wainwright, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley
7-15. GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE (446865) 1 Feb 92
Larry demonstrates the bidding procedure at an auction and winds
up with a very expensive bottle of wine.
w. Tom Amundsen d. Judy Pioli
Auctioneer......................Donald Burton
The Sophisticated Man...........Preston Hanson
The Attractive Woman............Jill Pierce
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
7-16. YES SIR, THAT'S MY BABY (446866) 8 Feb 92
The possibility that Jennifer is pregnant causes Larry to dream
up visions of both future and past.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Judy Pioli
Regular: Jennifer
7-17. WAYNE MAN (446870) 29 Feb 92
Larry manages to have star-struck Balki meet Wayne Newton when
they take their all-expense paid trip to Las Vegas.
w. Tom Devanney d. Judy Pioli
Wayne Newton--special appearance as himself
Dave............................Michael Laskin
7-18. THE ELEVATOR (446869) 14 Mar 92
The boys get the pleasure of moving Wainwright's over-sized couch
to his office by way of the elevator.
w. (cable failed) d. Joel Zwick
Wainwright......................F.J. O'Neil
Elevator Repairman..............Ed Hooks
Delivery Man....................Frank Novak
7-19. THE PLAY'S THE THING (446867) 21 Mar 92
Larry's play has been cast with the cousins and women starring
and is in the works.
w. Thomas R. Nance d. Judy Pioli
Director........................Patrick Cupo
Brad Oliver.....................Robert Gary Lee
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia
7-20. STRESS TEST (446868) 28 Mar 92
It is stress test time which puts Larry and Balki in a team for
the evaluation which is considered a serious ordeal.
w. Tom Devanney d. Judy Pioli
Dr. Aldridge....................George Wyner
Regular: Mr. Wainwright
7-21. OR GET OFF THE POT [part 1] (446871) 4 Apr 92
Due to a misunderstanding, Mary Anne threatens to leave since
Balki fails to propose and he thinks it is Jennifer who loves
him, but is Larry's wife.
w. Terry Hart d. Judy Pioli
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
7-22. CHICAGO SUITE [part 2] (446872) 11 Apr 92
While the cat is away, the mice will play and in this case they
brought home two women from a singles bar, one of whom passes
out in Larry's bed.
w. Tom Amundsen d. Joel Zwick
Amy.............................Julie Uribe
Beth............................Paige Pengra
Regular: Jennifer
7-23. IT HAD TO BE YOU (446873) 18 Apr 92
Balki and Mary Anne meet look-a-likes and they each fall for the
others image.
w. Thomas R. Nance d. Judy Pioli
Honey...........................Kimmy Robertson
Nico............................Justin Pinchot
Maitre 'd.......................Robert Gary Lee
Heather.........................Robyn Donny
Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer
7-24. GET ME TO THE DUMP ON TIME (446874) (2nd ep.) 18 Apr 92
Balki causes a stir when he announces he is to be married the
next day and Larry is in a stew because he lost the Myopian
marriage necklace.
w. Tom Devanney d. Judy Pioli
Minister........................John Petlock
Regulars: Wainwright, Jennifer, Mary Anne
8-1. THE BABY SHOWER (447951) 9 Jul 93
Mary Anne, who is pregnant, and Balki return from Mypos just in time for the
shower for Jennifer's expected baby.
w. Thomas R. Nance d. Judy Askins
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
8-2. AFTER HOURS (447952) 16 Jul 93
Larry wants to put some sparkle back in his marriage, so he and
Balki go shopping and get locked in the store.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Judy Askins
Security Guard..................Ken Kerman
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
8-3. LETHAL WEAPON (447953) 23 Jul 93
Balki is certain that he suffers from a curse and everything he
touches will die after all the ants in his ant farm die.
w. Sheri Hearn d. Judy Askins
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
8-4. THE BABY QUIZ (447954) 30 Jul 93
Balki applies to the TV BABY QUIZ SHOW for both couples. As it
happens, only Larry is accepted until a last minute drop out.
The prize is a college scholarship for the baby.
w. Scott Spencer Gorden d. Judy Askins
Lance (Host)....................Dan Gilvezan
The Stage Manager...............Victoria Hoffman
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
8-5. UP, UP & AWAY [ 1 hour -- part 1 ] (447955) 8/6/93
Mary Anne beats Jennifer in the child birth race. In hopes of
inducing labor, Jennifer goes for a hot air balloon ride.
w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu d. Jeffrey Ganz
Part 2
Many flashbacks from the series. Two months later, they watch
a tape of the news showing the misadventures with the balloon.
The babies are both boys. Balki and Mary Anne named their son
Robespierre, while Larry and Jennifer's son is Tucker.
w. Paula A. Roth d. Judy Askins
Captain Fred......................Mitch Carter
Ken Wiley.........................Newell Alexander
Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
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