Perfect Strangers Episode Guide
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Perfect Strangers is a 30 minute sitcom.
Debut:  March 25, 1986 on ABC; last episode August 6, 1993
Currently being rerun on USA 9:30am Mon-Friday plus independent
channels in some areas.  Check your local listings.

Created by Dale McRaven
Produced by Mark Fink and Paula A. Roth
Music:  Jesse Frederick & Bennett Salvay

Premise:  The adventures of a young sheepherder from a middle European
          country, Mypos, who comes to America to seek his fortune and
          bunks in with his cousin Larry in Chicago.


Cast:   Balki Bartokomous..........Bronson Pinchot
        Larry Appleton.............Mark Linn-Baker
        Twinkie(Donald Twinkacetti)Ernie Sabella
        Mr. Gorpley................Sam Anderson
        Edwina Twinkacetti.........Belita Moreno
        Lydia Markham..............Belita Moreno
        Harriette Winslow..........Jo Marie Payton-France
        Susan......................Lise Cutter
        Jennifer...................Melanie Wilson
        Mary Anne..................Rebeca Arthur
        R.T. Wainwright............F.J. O'Neil

------------------------ Season 1 -----------------------------

1-1.    PERFECT STRANGERS                                  25 Mar 86

        Balki arrives in Chicago, finds his cousin Larry and asks for
        a place to stay while he looks for a job.  Since he is a
        professional sheep herder, that won't be easy.
        w. Dale McRaven              d. Joel Zwick

        Customer #1..................Stephen Vinovich
        Customer #2..................Bobby Hosea
        Regulars: Twinkie, Susan


1-2.    PICTURE THIS   (174901)                            1 Apr 86

        Convinced that everyone takes advantage of Balki, Larry teaches
        Balki to say "no", then when he needs him to say "yes", Balki
        refuses costing Larry a chance at a photojournal job.
        w. William Bickley & Michael Warren     d. Joel Zwick

        Linda.........................Anna Nicholas
        Woman.........................Ava Cadell
        Man...........................Jim Ingersol
        Regulars: Twinkie, Susan


1-3.    FIRST DATE    (03)                                 8 Apr 86

        Balki wants Larry to explain how to approach American women,
        but Balki seems to be more successful which frustrates Larry.
        w. Marty Nadler               d. Joel Zwick

        Diane.........................Mary Anne Dorward
        Hostess.......................Mindy Sterling
        Richard.......................Allen Graf
        Girl..........................Sarah Partridge
        Regulars: Twinkie, Susan


1-4.    BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR   (174904)              15 Apr 86

        Balki gets lessons in driving from Larry, who bets with
        Twinkie that he can teach him and he will get his license.
        w. Chip & Doug Keyes          d. Howard Storm

        The Examiner..................Eddie Barth
        Regulars: Twinkie, Susan


1-5.    CHECK THIS  (174905)                               22 Apr 86

        Balki is so excited with his new checking account that he
        spends $3000 on furniture, but his balance is only $128.
        w. William Bickley & Michael Warren       d. Joel Zwick

        Harrison Harper...............Sam Anderson
        Delivery Man..................Steve Witting
        Regulars: Twinkie, Susan, Edwina


1-6.    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY    (174907)                   29 Apr 86

        The big birthday party planned for Larry falls flat when he
        comes home depressed after losing a photo sale.
        w. Chip & Doug Keyes          d. Joel Zwick

        Tina..........................Georgia Harrell
        Snake.........................Karl Johnson
        Officer Finley................Greg Finley
        Lou...........................Vinny Argiro
        Max...........................Harry Woolf
        Street Person.................Pat Calhoun
        Delivery Man..................Anthony Grumbach
        Sandra........................Myra Turley
        Regulars: Twinkie, Susan


---------------------- Season 2 ----------------------------------

2-1.    HELLO, BABY    (175502)                           17 Sep 86

        Balki offers Larry's room to a pregnant foreign woman from his
        citizenship class who needs a place to stay.
        w. Paula A. Roth              d. Joel Zwick

        Gina Morelli..................Candi Milo
        Regular: Twinkie

2-2.    HUNKS LIKE US  (175504)                            24 Sep 86

        The two men join a health club, but their efforts to impress
        young women leave them too tired to go out.
        Trivia: Reuben's Perfect Body health club.
        w. Alan Mandel                d. Joel Zwick

        Jennifer Lyons................Melanie Wilson
        Mary Anne.....................Rebeca Arthur
        Hunk..........................Richard Brose
        Instructor....................Vanessa Paul
        Woman.........................Lisa Coppenolle

                        Perfect Strangers -- p.27
2-3.    THE UNNATURAL  (175513)                            1 Oct 86

        Larry must decide if he will let Balki play or use the ringer
        that Twinkie hired for the baseball championship.
        w. Paula A. Roth              d. Joel Zwick

        Umpire........................Hank Robinson
        Duke Lyle.....................Terence Goodman
        Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


2-4.    LADIES & GERMS  (175503)  (postponed 10/15/86)     5 Nov 86

        Larry has a big date with his dream girl and dreads germs, but
        he catches a cold and tries everything to cure it.  Balki kept
        the date, but things are never quite right.
        w. William Bickley & Michael Warren        d. Joel Zwick

        Edwina Twinkacetti............Belita Moreno
        Marie Twinkacetti.............Erica Gayle
        Donnie Twinkicetti............Matthew Licht


2-5.    LIFESAVERS   (aka The Burglar  175501)             22 Oct 86

        After Larry saves Balki's life, Balki becomes his permanent
        personal servant.
        w. Jim Parker                 d. Joel Zwick

        Burglar.......................Rafael Mauro
        Regulars: Twinkie, Susan




2-6.    BABES IN BABYLON  (175508)                         29 Oct 86

        The cousins win a trip to Las Vegas in a grocery contest, but
        Larry is afraid that Balki might become a compulsive gambler
        and wants to avoid the casinos.
        w. Bob Keyes                  d. Joel Zwick

        Wendy.........................Donna Denton
        Croupier......................Gary Pagett


2-7.    FALLING IN LOVE IS ...   (175514)                  12 Nov 86

        When Larry says that Balki's girl is just using him, Balki
        thinks Larry is just jealous.
        w. William Bickley & Michael Warren        d. Joel Zwick

        Carol.........................Karen Lynn Scott
        Customer......................Dave Ketchum
        ..............................Cynthia Crummer
        Regular: Jennifer


2-8.    TWO MEN & A CRADLE   (175515) (postponed 19 Nov 86) 3 Dec 86

        Babysitting can be hazardous.  When Larry and Balki agree to
        watch a baby, they go for a walk with disastrous results.
        w. Paula A. Roth              d. Joel Zwick

        Gina..........................Candi Milo
        Linda.........................Deborah Benson


2-9.    CAN'T GET A WITNESS      (175512)                  26 Nov 86

        When Balki innocently get involved with a racketeer, he and
        Larry are threatened if they go to court and testify.
        w. Bob Keyes                  d. Joel Zwick

        Judge.........................Ivan Bonar
        DA............................Milt Oberman
        Dunne.........................James Gallery
        Regulars: Twinkie,Jennifer, Mary Anne


2-10.   THE RENT STRIKE          (175507)                  10 Dec 86

        When there is no hot water and the heat is off, the tenants
        gather to plan what to do and decide to strike which upsets
        Twink who needs the money for a gambling debt.
        w. Mark Fink                  d. Joel Zwick

        Max (or Mack).................Bob Larkin
        Slabermiss (?)................Mary Gillis
        Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Susan, Twink


2-11.   A CHRISTMAS STORY        (175516)                 17 Dec 86

        A blizzard closes the airport and strands them in Chicago for
        the holidays, preventing Larry from getting his turn as the
        "Christmas Boy" who hands out the presents and it won't be his
        turn again for another nine years.
        w. Dale McRaven               d. Joel Zwick

        Christmas Tree Salesman.......Jay Gerber
        Regulars: Twinkie, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Edwina


2-12.   DOG GONE BLUES           (21)                      7 Jan 87

        Balki wants to keep a dog he got from the pound, but it is
        against the house rules.
        w. John B. Collins            d. Joel Zwick

        Mrs. Cooper...................Tina Lifford
        Cooper Boy....................Ben Hoag
        Cooper Girl...................Ebonie Smith
        Suprides, the dog.............Friday
        Regulars: Twinkie


2-13.   SINCE I LOST MY BABY     (175506)                  14 Jan 87

        The two cousins try to find a way to reconcile Twinkie and his
        wife, so he will move back home--out of their apartment.
        w. Chip & Doug Keyes          d. Joel Zwick

        ..............................Dante D'Andre
        Regulars: Twinkie, Edwina


2-14.   TROUBLE IN PARADISE      (20)                      21 Jan 87

        They invite two stewardesses for dinner and then argue about
        the menu--Balki wants to serve Myposian dishes.
        w. Mark Fink                  d. Joel Zwick

        Regulars:  Jennifer, Mary Anne


2-15.   BEAUTIFUL DREAMER        (23)                      23 Jan 87

        Balki has insomnia, but falls asleep on the fourth day during
        a big sale at the shop.  Larry tries some psychological tests
        to determine the cause.
        w. Paula A. Roth              d. Joel Zwick

        Customers.....................Marte Boyle Slout, Muriel Minot
        Regulars: Twinkie, Jennifer, Mary Anne


2-16.   TUX FOR TWO              (24) (175522)             4 Feb 87

        Larry is afraid that Balki will embarrass him at a formal
        party for an idolized photographer.
        w. Joel Saltzman              d. Joel Zwick

        Roger Morgan..................James Greene
        Margaret......................Carol Bruce
        Dennis........................Hank Stratton
        Waiter........................Frank Birney
        Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Twinkie


2-17.   TEN SPEED & SOFT TOUCH   (175524)                  11 Feb 87

        Being a 'big brother' to troubled kid might be rewarding, but
        Larry thinks the boy stole his bike.
        w. John B. Collins            d. Joel Zwick

        Eddie.........................Bobby Jacoby
        Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


2-18.   SNOW WAY TO TREAT A LADY-1    (175523)             18 Feb 87

        Larry tries to become an expert skier over night to impress
        Jennifer on the group's ski trip.
        w.Howard Adler & Robert Griffard     d. Joel Zwick

        Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


2-19.   SNOW WAY TO TREAT A LADY-2    (175526)             25 Feb 87

        The four are trapped in the cabin after an avalanche and try
        to dig a tunnel to the outside world.
        w. Howard Adler & Robert Griffard     d. Joel Zwick

        Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


2-20.   UP ON THE ROOF  (175511)  [LOC 27 Feb 87]

        The two men go up on the roof to take a picture and knock off
        Twinkie's antenna.  Twinkie comes up to complain and pushes
        off the ladder and it rains, lightning strikes, etc.
        w. Dale McRaven               d. Joel Zwick

        Regulars: Mary Anne, Twinkie


2-21.   GET A JOB                 (175525)                 5 Mar 87

        After Twinkie refuses a raise, Larry and Balki dump their jobs,
        then have to get work at a burger joint, Fat Marsha's Diner, to
        pay their bills; and then the hockey fans come in...
        w. Bob Keyes                  d. Joel Zwick

        Marsha Manning................Susan Kellermann
        Al............................Allan Graf
        Jake..........................Tim Rossovich
        Rowdy Hockey Fan #1...........Louis Arquette
        Rowdy Hockey Fan #2...........Marty Schiff
        Regulars: Twinkie, Edwina


2-22.   HELLO, ELAINE             (175520)                 1 Apr 87

        Larry's sister stops off on her way to New York where she
        expects to be accepted as a pianist, but Larry is sceptical.
        w. William Bickley & Michael Warren    d. Joel Zwick

        Elaine........................Sue Ball
        Leroy.........................Tom "Tiny" Lister, Jr.


------------------------ Season 3 ---------------------------------

New Cast:  Mr. Gorpley.................Sam Anderson
           Harry Burns, Editor.........Eugene Roche
           R.T. Wainwright, Publisher..F.J. O'Neil
           Harriette Winslow...........Jo Marie Payton-France


3-1.   ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS    (30)

       Larry gets a job at the newspaper and Balki is hired to do the
       mail and other tasks which lead Gorpley to fire him, but
       Harriette knows where the bodies are buried and intervenes.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler     d. Joel Zwick

       Mr. Conklin....................? Jack Bernardi
       ...............................Neil Elliot
       Regulars: Harriette, Gorpley, Burns (special)


3-2.   WEIGH TO GO, BUDDY  (176501)  [LOC 26 Sep 87]

       Larry has a tough time losing weight, so he tries the Mypos
       diet of fish-eye soup and pig snouts.  This does not have the
       hoped for results.
       w. Paula A. Roth                      d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


3-3.   TAKING STOCK              (29)                    14 Oct 87

       Buying stock in a cereal company gives Balki some experience
       with the corporate world and he checks their advertising by
       counting the number of raisins per box.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Casselman......................Jeff Corey
       Crocker........................Alan Haufrect
       Ms. Abrams.....................Barbara Sharma
       Security Guards................Gene Lobell, Greg Collins
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


3-4.   SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IN CHICAGO  (38)                7 Oct 87

       The editor of the newspaper's Sunday magazine is pursuing
       Balki.
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. Joel Zwick

       Olivia Crawford................Holland Taylor
       Flynn..........................Gerald Gordon
       Regular: Harriette


3-5.   BETTER SHOP AROUND        (32)          [16Oct87]

       While buying groceries in the supermarket, Balki wins a
       shopping spree.
       w. Bob Keyes                   d. Joel Zwick

       Store Manager..................Al Pugliese
       Clerk..........................Kimmy Robertson
       Customer.......................Diane Sainte-Marie
       ...............................Judy Cain
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


3-6.   YOUR CHEATIN' HEART       (37)                    22 Oct87

       When Jennifer makes frequent trips to the office to see Balki,
       Larry thinks she is two-timing him, but in reality needs
       Balki's help to buy a surprise gift for Larry.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler     d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette


3-7.   THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT  (36)                   2 Nov87

       A psychic predicts that Larry will be eating a golden ring and
       sitting on a sheep when a huge storm brings death.
       w. William Bickley & Michael Warren      d. Joel Zwick

       Claire Hayden..................Brandis Kemp
       Harry Burns......(special).....Eugene Roche
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette


3-8.   KARATE KIDS [#35]   (176505)                   [LOC 6 Nov 87]

       After being beaten up at a bar, the cousins take up karate.
       After several weeks, Larry insists on returning to the bar.
       w. James O'Keefe & Alan Plotkin        d. Joel Zwick

       Chuck..........................Randy Kovitz
       Instructor.....................? Bill Ryusaki
       Student........................? Marcus Mukai
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


3-9.   FUTURE SHOCK              (40)                    25 Nov 87

       Larry dreams of a future time when he waits for Jennifer to
       return from Los Angeles where she moved forty years in the
       past before he could tell her of his feelings.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Jennifer


3-10.  NIGHT SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (176514)                  18 Nov 87

        Balki is cheated by a con artist with phoney watches and
        jewelry, so he devises a plan to put him out of business.
        w. Barry O'Brien                  d. Joel Zwick

        Leon...........................Lee Arenberg
        Fat Jack.......................Tony Longo
        Thug #1........................Freeman King
        Thug #2........................Charles Shapiro
        Regular: Harriette


3-11.  COACH POTATO (#39) (176511)                        2 Dec 87

       After cable is installed on the tv, Balki becomes glued to the
       set forgetting about sleep, food and his job.
       w. Bob Keyes                   d. Joel Zwick

       Mr. Gorpley....................Sam Anderson
       Harriette Winslow..............Jo Marie Payton-France
       Cable TV Man...................Harry Murphy


3-12.  THE BREAK IN              (31)                     9 Dec 87

       Larry accidentally leaves a news article on the publisher's
       desk which necessitates a retrieval, but the two cousins wind
       up out on the ledge when interrupted.
       w. David Ketchum & Tony DeMarco    d. Joel Zwick

       Frank Peterson.................Richard Frank
       Harry Burns....................Eugene Roche
       Security Guard.................Jim Doughan
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary anne, Harriette Winslow


3-13.  TO BE OR NOT TO BE        (44)   [LOC 29 Dec87]     6 Jan 88

       Balki and Larry are chosen to be in a commercial for the paper,
       but the final choice comes as a surprise.
       w. Robert Blair                d. Joel Zwick

       Joel...........................Steve Vinovich
       Miles..........................Don Woodard
       Regulars: Harriette, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne


3-14.  MY LIPS ARE SEALED        (176515)                  13 Jan 88

       While Larry abides by the 'code of honor' at work, he expects
       Balki to leak information at home about his raise which he
       needs to buy the car he wants, a red convertible.
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. Joel Zwick

       Lou Miller.....................Lorry Goldman
       Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Harriette


3-15.  PEN PAL (#45)  (176517)   [LOC 1/21/88]             27 Jan 88

       Larry is frightened when Balki invites the racketeer (now a
       parolee) they put in jail to stay at their apartment.
       w. Bob Keyes                   d. Joel Zwick

       Vince Lucas....................John Del Regno
       Regulars: Lydia, Harriette


3-16.  JUST DESSERTS             (46)  [LOC 1/28/88]       3 Feb 88

       Larry can sell Balki's Myposian desserts, but can he make an
       adequate supply of them fast enough?
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler    d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


3-17.  PIPE DREAMS  (50) [LOC  2/4/88] [postponed 10 Feb 88] 4 Mar 88

       Larry tries to impress Jennifer by fixing her plumbing himself
       instead of calling a plumber.
       w. Bob Keyes                   d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


3-18.  THE DEFIANT GUYS          (176507)                  11 Mar 88

       The two cousins become handcuffed together just before Larry
       has an important luncheon date with a publisher.
       w. Michael Mauer               d. Joel Zwick
          story by John B. Collins
       Harry Burns....................Eugene Roche
       Mrs. Van Wisser................Susan French
       Marcel, Maitre 'd..............Milt Jamin
       Security Guard.................Jim Doughan
       Regulars: R.T. Wainwright, Harriette Winslow


3-19.  BYE, BYE BIKI     (#47)   (176519)   [LOC 3Mar88]

       Balki is excited because his 106 year old "yaya" Biki is coming
       to America to see him.  He has a hard time accepting that she
       died at the New York airport and still holds the party.
       w. William Bickley & Michael Warren    d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Harriette, Lydia, Mary Anne, Jennifer


3-20.  YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS    (41)                 25 Mar 88

       Larry does not believe that Balki's new friend is honest, but
       has taken Balki's money and left.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler    d. Joel Zwick

       Cameo by Carl Lewis as himself, Balki's friend
       Ticket Agent...................Hartley Silver
       Regulars:  Harriette


3-21.  THE GRADUATE              (49)       3/9/88

       Balki needs an 'A' in his history final to graduate at the top
       of his night school class and then he finds out there is no
       ceremony or prom for night school.  Larry intercedes.
       w. Robert Blair                d. Joel Zwick

       Mr. Jones......................Peter Crombie
       Regulars: Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette


3-22.  MY BROTHER, MYSELF  (48 176520)   [LOC 3/9/88]   18 Mar 88

       Larry schemes to impress his brother and drafts Balki to help.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Billy..........................Ted McGinley
       Regulars: Lydia, Harriette


----------------------- Season 4 ---------------------------------

4-1.   THE LOTTERY               (177507)                  14 Oct 88

       Balki wants to play the lottery and Larry tries to tell him
       this is a losing cause, but is it?
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler    d. Joel Zwick

       The Clerk......................Gregg Berger
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley, Harriette


4-2.   ASSERTIVE TRAINING        (52)                      21 Oct 88

       Larry takes an assertiveness training class and then tries to
       help Balki get a raise, but it doesn't work as planned.
       w. Robert Blair                d. Joel Zwick

       Doug Perkins...................Lorry Goldman
       Regulars: Gorpley, Jennifer, Harriette


4-3.   ALIENS                    (54)                      28 Oct 88

       Larry survives a Halloween horror movie marathon, but wakes up
       the next morning believing Balki has turned into an alien from
       another planet.
       w. Paula A. Roth              d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Harriette, Jennifer, Lydia, Mary Anne


4-4.   PIANO MOVERS              (53)                      4 Nov 88

       When Lydia wants her piano moved up ten flights so she can sing
       for a record producer she is dating, Balki volunteers himself
       and Larry, which causes a rift between them.
       w. William Bickley & Michael Warren   d. Joel Zwick

       Chuck Panama...................Michael DeLano
       Regular: Lydia


4-5.   HIGH SOCIETY              (55)                     11 Nov 88

       Mistakenly believing Balki is the Crown Prince of Mypos, a
       wealthy newspaper owner invites Balki and Larry to his estate.
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. Joel Zwick

       Mr. Endicott...................Norman Bartold
       Mrs. Endicott..................Carol Bruce
       Bobo, Senior...................Robert Cornthwaite
       Guest..........................Frank Birney
       Young Snob.....................Roger Scott
       Regulars: Harriette

4-6.   UP THE LAZY RIVER-1       (56)       11/18/88

       Larry and Balki hate camping, but Larry knows that Jennifer
       loves it, so he arranges a trip.  Jennifer insists she won't go
       alone, so Balki becomes the leader.  Mary Anne goes. too.
       w. James O'Keefe & Alan Plotkin    d. Joel Zwick

       Group Leader...................Harry Woolf
       Guide..........................Robert Brian Wilson
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Harriette


4-7.   UP THE LAZY RIVER-2       (57)       11/23/88

       Lost in the woods, Larry leads them around in a 5 hour circle.
       Other hazards are quicksand and a bear.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler     d. Joel Zwick


4-8.   COLLEGE BOUND             (58)                      9 Dec 88

       Larry prepares a surprise party for Balki who is taking his
       college entrance exams.  While they are waiting for Balki to
       come home, they review previous episodes; such as, plumbing,
       singles bar, Gina's childbirth, first day at the office.
       w. William Bickley, Michael Warren, Paula A.Roth d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Harriette, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia
       Flashbacks include:  Mr. Gorpley, Mr. Burns, Gina


4-9.   THE GIFT OF THE MYPLOT    (59)                      16 Dec 88

       Balki asks lonely Mr. Gorpley to join them at their Christmas
       Eve party to everyone's dismay.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Jimmy..........................Jim Doughan
       Allyson........................Kate Finlayson
       Regulars: Harriette, Gorpley, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne


4-10.  MAID TO ORDER             (60)                      6 Jan 89

       Balki hires a maid and Larry complains when she turns out to be
       too efficient.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick

       Mrs. Bailey....................Doris Roberts
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Mr. Gorpley, Harriette


4-11.  THAT OLD GANG OF MINE     (61)                      13 Jan 89

       Balki joins the "Motor Psychos" bike club after Mary Anne moves
       to London and the club plans a wild initiation ceremony.
       w. Robert Blair                d. Joel Zwick

       Cobra..........................John Matuszak
       Flame..........................Diane Delano
       Growling Biker.................Earl Finn
       Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer


4-12.  CRIMEBUSTERS              (62)                      20 Jan 89

       Working as a researcher for the newspaper, Larry's efforts to
       get a story for the investigative team could prove disastrous.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Carl...........................Reginald VelJohnson
       Zitell.........................Richard McGonagle
       Chief of Police................Richard Kuss
       Policeman in Bar...............Jack McGee
       Regular: Harriette


4-13.  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY         (63)                      3 Feb 89

       Larry tosses his attitude about greed to the winds as he and
       Balki compete on a game show, "Risk It All".
       w. Bill Rosenthal & Noah Taft  d. Joel Zwick

       Bink Warmington................Bob Goen
       Kelly Langston.................Jude Mussetter
       Contestant #1..................Marr Nealon
       Contestant #2..................Lynnsey Ryan
       Stage Manager..................Jim Neil
       Regulars: Mr. Wainwright, Harriette, Jennifer, Mary Anne


4-14.  COME FLY WITH ME          (64)                      10 Feb 89

       Balki is overjoyed to be taking his first flight, but the
       stewardesses, Jennifer and Mary Anne, are not so pleased.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler    d. Joel Zwick

       Groom..........................Robert Pierce
       Bride..........................Mary Ellen Dunbar
       Irate Passenger................John Di Santi
       Vegetarian.....................J.P.Bumstead
       Ex-Smoker......................Gerald Castillo
       Woman..........................Rowena Balos
       Red-Headed Woman...............Nancy McNamara
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


4-15.  BLIND ALLEY               (65)                      17 Feb 89

       Balki is to substitute on the bowling team, but his trip to the
       optometrist may make playing difficult.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick

       Calvin.........................Jimi Bridges, Jr.
       Regulars:  Mr. Gorpley, Harriette, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne


4-16.  THE 'KING' AND I          (66)                      24 Feb 89

       Balki is hypnotized on the day of his tax audit and thinks he
       is Elvis, dressing and acting the part.
       w. Robert Blair                d. Joel Zwick

       Lamont Cassidy.................Terrence E. McNally
       Mr. Yates......................Ron Perkins
       Regulars: Lydia, Harriette, Gorpley


4-17.  PROSE AND CONS            (67)                      10 Mar 89

       Refusing to reveal a source lands the two in jail, but Larry
       decides to tell after two thugs are put in his cell.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Process Server.................Zack Phifer
       Jailer.........................Raymond O'Keefe
       Cell Mate Dutch................Robert Schuch
       Cell Mate Jake.................Charles Young
       Regulars: Harriette, Mr. Wainwright, Lydia


4-18.  CAR WARS                  (68)                      17 Mar 89

       Balki does not expect to enjoy the search for a car, but Larry
       insists his system will pick out the perfect used car.
       w. William Bickley & Michael Warren   d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Harriette, Lydia


4-19.  JUST A GIGOLO             (69)                      31 Mar 89

       Lydia is planning to marry a man they think is a just a gigolo
       who will bilk her and run.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler    d. Joel Zwick

       Jack Colby.....................Charles Frank
       Regulars: Lydia, Gorpley, Wainwright, Harriette, Jennifer


4-20.  SEVEN CARD STUDS          (70)                      14 Apr 89

       When Balki loses a wad in Mr. Gorpley's poker game, Larry comes
       up with a plan to win it back.
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. Joel Zwick

       Walt...........................Guy Christopher
       Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Jennifer


4-21.  TEACHER'S PEST            (445227)                  28 Apr 89

       Larry teaches a college course in journalism, but he sets his
       standards too high and the class rebels.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick

       Football Player................Joshua Cadman
       Student #1.....................Judy Prescott
       Student #2.....................Craig Gini
       "A" Student....................Eva LaRue


4-22.  WEDDING BELLE BLUES        (445228)                  5 May 89

       Balki officially becomes a man on his 25th birthday and gets a
       surprise from home--a wife.
       w. Robert Blair                d. Joel Zwick

       Verbos Verazonnos..............Peter Allas
       Kiki karadopolis...............Kathryn Marcopolus
       Reverend Bacon.................Bill Cort
       Regulars:  Mary Anne, Jennifer, Lydia, Gorpley, Harriette


---------------------------- Season 5 ------------------------------


5-1.   GOOD SKATES          (445753)                       22 Sep 89

       The Gabuggis, Myposian furies, torment Larry when he lies about
       his roller skating ability to impress Jennifer, who volunteered
       for a Big Brother fund raising event.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Grant Larkin...................Noon Orsatti
       Announcer......................Terry Burns
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Mr. Gorpley


5-2.   LIE-ABILITY          (445751)                       29 Sep 89

       After a minor auto accident, Gorpley suggests Larry sue, so
       Larry has plans to defraud an insurance company to gain money
       to help his sister with her tuition and Balki expects he will
       suffer a dreadful fate if he does.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler    d. Joel Zwick

       Joseph Garber..................Allen Williams
       Regulars: Sam Gorpley, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne


5-3.   THE NEWSLETTER  (#76)      (445754)                 6 Oct 89

       Balki is the editor of the office newsletter and gets some
       advice from Larry on how to dig up the dirt.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick

       Matt Miner.....................Curtis Taylor
       Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Mr. Wainwright, Lydia


5-4.   TOOTH OR CONSEQUENCES       (445755)                13 Oct 89

       When Balki makes his first visit to the dentist, it is Larry
       who is in trouble.
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. Joel Zwick

       Dr. Shukin.....................Macon McCalman
       Dental Assistant...............Harriette Hall
       Regulars:  Mr. Gorpley



5-5    DOG DAY MID-AFTERNOON   (#78)  (445758)             20 Oct 89

       Larry's expose of a money-laundering scheme brings the schemes
       designer to the paper with a list of complaints and a bomb.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler     d. Joel Zwick

       Marvin Berman...................George Wyner
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Sam Gorpley


5-6    ALMOST LIVE FROM CHICAGO (#74) (445752)             1 Dec 89

       Lydia has been offered the opportunity of having her own tv
       advice show, but she has one big problem--she fears cameras.
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu      d. Joel Zwick

       Stage Manager..................Zane Lasky
       Regulars: Lydia, Mary Anne, Jennifer


5-7.   POETRY IN MOTION               (445759)             5 Nov 89

       The cousins poke around in the chimney and find a secret
       compartment containing clues to the work of a poet, Lowell
       Kelly.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick


5-8.   FATHER KNOWS BEST?-1  (#79)    (445756)             10 Nov 89

       Larry's perfectionist father comes for a visit and their
       attempt to impress him leads to all of them being trapped in
       the basement which is rapidly filling with water.

5-9.   FATHER KNOWS BEST?-2  (#80)    (445757)             17 Nov 89

       Poor Larry feels responsible for their predicament and attempts
       to solve it first by stuffing a head in the pipe, next by using
       a beam to batter the door and finally blowing off the doorknob.
       w. Tom Devanney                 d. Joel Zwick

       Mr. Appleton....................James Noble
       Regulars: Gorpley, Lydia, Jennifer, Mary Anne


5-10.  HELLO BALL                     (445760)             24 Nov 89

       When the gang goes out to play golf with Jennifer's father,
       Larry goofs to let her father win, but Balki can't miss.
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu       d. Joel Zwick

       Jennifer's Father, Mr. Lyons...Robert King
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


5-11.  HOME MOVIES                    (445761)             8 Dec 89

       Larry does the honors of taking the home movie to be sent back
       to Mypos for the family reunion.
       w. Tom Amundsen                d. Joel Zwick

       Guest "Lydia"..................Bobby Jo Lathan
       Gentleman Guest................Gary Bolen
       Lady Guest.....................Darla Stevens
       Regulars:  Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Sam Gorpley


5-12.  EVERYONE IN THE POOL  (#84)    (445762)             15 Dec 89

       Balki seems to have an uncanny insight about the winning teams
       in the football pool and Larry has a plan to use it.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Lydia, Mary Anne


5-13.  BECAUSE THEY'RE COUSINS        (445763)             5 Jan 90

       Cousin Bartok comes to visit from Los Angeles and is quite a
       surprise, plus he has a money-making scheme.
       w. Robert Griffard & Howard Adler  d. Joel Zwick

       Bartok.........................Bronson Pinchot
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley


5-14   DISORDERLY ORDERLIES           (445764)             12 Jan 90

       Larry's volunteer duty at the hospital was inspired by an
       ulterior motive--he wants to interview a patient, a football
       player, which will advance his journalistic career.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Hank Peterson..................Forry Smith
       Mr. Vaughn.....................Travis McKenna
       Nurse Bagley...................Catherine Paolone
       The Orderly....................Antonio Todd
       Mr. Wainwright.................F. J. O'Neil


5-15.  THE SELLING OF MYPOS           (445765)             26 Jan 90

       Balki is the official negotiator in the sale of a section of
       Mypos to a large company and Larry tries to advise him.
       w. Terry Hart                  d. Joel Zwick

       J.R. Stanhouse.................Warren Munson
       Staff Executive................Bryan Byers
       Executive Assistant............Ann Convery
       Deliver Man....................Robert G. Lee
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


5-16.  NIGHTMARE VACATION             (445767)             2 Feb 90

       The perfect vacation at a tropical resort, Club Paradise, is
       disrupted by a hurricane.
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu       d. Joel Zwick

       Mac McIntyre...................James Hampton
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


5-17.  THREE'S A CROWD                (445768)             9 Feb 90

       Mary Anne is invited to stay in their apartment after an argument
       breaks out during a board game causing a rift between the women.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer


5-18.  A BLAST FROM THE PAST          (445770)             16 Feb 90

       A witness about to enter the witness protection program spends
       his last night with Larry and Balki.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Marvin Berman..................George Wyner
       Phone Man......................Lawrence E. Mintz
       Federal Agent..................Richard Hoyt-Miller
       Dr. Shore......................John Welsh
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


5-19.  HE'S THE BOSS    (#91)         (445769)             23 Feb 90


       Balki gets promoted to the executive staff, but is unaware that
       it is an affirmative action move.
       w. robert Griffard & Howard Adler    d. Joel Zwick

       Glover.........................Sanford Jensen
       Maria..........................Gina Minervini
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Gorpley, Lydia, Wainwright


5-20.  HERE COMES THE JUDGE           (445766)             9 Mar 90

       When Balki is head of the grievance committee, he has no mercy
       for Larry who has been accused of stealing office supplies.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick
          story by Paul Chitlik & Jeremy Bertrand Finch
       Delivery Man...................Robert G. Lee
       Mr. Hughes.....................Guy Christopher
       Miss Wiggans...................Sue Rihr
       Stenographer...................Michele Harrell
       Regulars: Lydia, Sam Gorpley, Jennifer, Mary Anne


5-21.  THIS OLD HOUSE  (#93)          (445771)             30 Mar 90

       Larry buys a house in poor condition figuring to fix it up and
       sell it for a nice profit, but then he gets greedy.
       The joke of this episode is to have look-a-like actors.
       w. Terry Hart                  d. Joel Zwick

       Elliot.........................Michael Mitz (thirtysomething)
       Hope...........................Stephanie Shroyer (thirtysomething)
       Skitch Henderson...............Michael Ayr
       Florence Henderson.............Kim Alexander


5-22.  BYE, BYE BIRDIE (#94)          (445772)             13 Apr 90

       Balki is broken hearted after his pet parrot takes wing and
       flies away.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Joel Zwick

       Regulars: Jennifer


5-23.  DIGGING UP THE NEWS            (445773)  27 Apr 90 or 4 May 90

       Larry does an expose of Uncle Shaggy's Dog House host and gets
       Uncle Shaggy fired, then tries to make amends.
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu       d. Joel Zwick

       Shaggy.........................Rick Hurst
       Paula Silver...................Lisa Raggio
       Stage Manager..................Bradley Fisher
       Frenchie.......................Trisha Peters
       Hot Dog........................Danny Castle
       Regulars: Mr. Wainwright


5-24.  EYEWITLESS REPORT (#96)        (445774)             11 Apr 90

       Sam Gorpley, the cousins and the girls go to a cabin in a
       forest, an outing provided by the newspaper.  A 'mad dog'
       killer escapee is subdued by them, but they tell conflicting
       stories about the capture to the trooper.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Joel Zwick

       Howard "Mad Dog" Krause........Rick Zumwalt
       State Trooper..................Robbie Howard
       Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Jennifer, Mary Anne


--------------------- Season 6 --------------------------------


6-1.   SAFE AT HOME          (97)                          28 Sep 90

       When their own security measures fail, the cousins buy a
       high-tech security system.
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu     d. Richard Correll

       McNulty........................Raye Birk
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


6-2.   NEW KID ON THE BLOCK   (446303)                     5 Oct 90

       A precocious young kid is terrorizing the apartment house while
       under Balki's care and Larry tries to get him to control her.
       Larry is trying to write an expose for the paper.
       w. Bill Daley                    d. Greg Antonocci

       Mrs. Holland...................Andrea Walters
       Pat............................Alisan Porter
       Regulars: Mr. Wainwright, Jennifer


6-3.   THE BREAK UP                   (100)                12 Oct 90

       Larry confuses Jennifer about the status of their relationship
       when he agrees to her date with an old boyfriend.
       w. Terry Hart                  d. James O'Keefe

       Bill Madden....................David Sederholm
       Maitre d'......................Brian Carpenter
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


6-4.   A HORSE IS A HORSE      (98)                        19 Oct 90

       Balki's Myposian elixir does not really help the racehorse that
       Larry bought to save from disposal.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Greg Antonocci

       Dr. Tierney....................William Denis
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Sam Gorpley


6-5.   FAMILY FEUD    (446306)                             26 Oct 90

       Balki explains the 500 year old family feud to Larry, who is
       relieved to find out they don't kill each other and then learns
       the winner takes an ear as a trophy (when he loses).
       w. John B. Collins             d. Judy Pioli

       Zoltan........................Nicholas Kadi


6-6.   CALL ME INDESTRUCTIBLE         (446305)             2 Nov 90

       The Myopian God of Protection dispels Larry's fear of flying
       when he goes for a ride in a single-engine plane.
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. James O'Keefe

       Alvin 'Ace' Atkins.............Kenneth Mars


6-7.   THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH-1    (104)                9 Nov 90

       Larry and Balki are sent to cover a wedding of soap stars in
       Los Angeles and meet more than the stars when they run into
       some mobsters.
       w. Terry Hart                  d. Richard  Correll

       Herb...........................Steven Gilborn
       Sheila.........................Jessie Jones
       Marco Madison..................Scott Marlowe
       Darla Wayne....................Teresa Bowman
       Drug Agent.....................Chris Hendrie
       Thug #1........................Min Lee
       Thug #2........................Michael Hungerford
       Salesman.......................Donald Willis
       Newscaster.....................Dale Harimoto
       The Customer...................Elaine Bartolone
       The Waiter.....................Michael Caldwell
       Guest #1.......................Renee Wedel
       Guest #2.......................Timothy Noyes
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne

6-8.   THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH-2    (105)                16 Nov 90

       Larry becomes the prime suspect after a murder at the wedding
       and the mobster gives chase.
       w. Terry Hart                  d. Richard  Correll

       Additional cast for part 2:
       Roy............................Amy Hill
       Video Vendor...................Mic Rodgers
       Ice Cream Vendor...............Tony Rael
       Thug #3........................Matt Johnston
       Mugger.........................Michael Stanton
       Regulars: Mr. Wainwright


6-9.   THE RING         (106)                              23 Nov 90

       Larry buys a ring for Jennifer and then discovers it is fake.
       There is much ado as Larry tries to switch to a real ring
       without Jennifer realizing it.
       w. Harriet & Sandy Helberg     d. Richard  Correll

       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


6-10.  BLACK WIDOW         (446309)                        30 Nov 90

       After reading an old newspaper article about a serial killer,
       Larry gets suspicious of Mary Anne who is planning a hiking
       trip to an isolated area with Balki.
       w. Tom Amundsen                d. Judy Pioli

       Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer, Lydia, Gorpley


6-11.  THE SUNSHINE BOYS   (446311)                        7 Dec 90

       A high school buddy of Larry's comes to the office and invites
       the two to a dinner.  They lied about a Carribean cruise, so
       they spend some time -- too much -- in a tanning machine.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Judy Pioli

       Bunky.........................Mark Neely
       Regular: Mr. Wainwright, Mary Anne, Jennifer


6-12.  HOCUS POCUS          (446312)                    [LOC 12/28/90]

       Balki practices his magic tricks for the Youth Center Show and
       Larry refuses to go, but then he discovers the guest is a
       person he must interview; however, he gets trapped in a magic
       act box and Balki saves the day.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Judy Pioli

       Mrs. O'Neil....................Gloria McMillan
       The Agent......................Tony Montero
       Amazing Timmy..................Nick Lewin
       The Ventriloquist..............Bruce LaNoil


6-13.  FINDERS KEEPERS      (446314)                          4 Jan 91

       Balki finds a box with a large amount of money and the two seek
       the rightful owner.
       w. Tom Amundsen                d. Judy Pioli

       Father Killion.................Bryan O'Bryne
       The Minister...................John Petlock
       Regulars: Sam Gorpley


6-14.  GRANDPA              (446313)                       11 Jan 91

       Grandpa Appleton comes for a visit bringing his much younger
       girl friend.
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu  d. Joel Zwick

       Grandpa........................John Anderson
       Sam............................Brenda Thomson
       George.........................George Poulos
       Sofia..........................Helen Lambros
       Athena.........................Marianne Muellerleile


6-15.  LITTLE APARTMENT OF HORRORS    (446315)             18 Jan 91

       The Myposian cure for the common cold causes a plant to become
       a monster and turn the apartment into a horror house; however,
       Larry tries to turn the plant into cash.
       w. Terry Hart                  d. Judy Pioli

       Delivery Man...................Robert G. Lee
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley


6-16.  I SAW THIS ON TV               (446316)             1 Feb 91

       Larry tells one too many lies and Jennifer breaks it off.
       Balki tries to teach Larry by telling about a bus driver and
       a sewer worker, recreating scenes from "The Honeymooners".
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. Joel Zwick

       Larry/Ralph Kramden............Mark Linn-Baker
       Balki/Ed Norton................Bronson Pinchot
       Jennifer/Alice.................Melanie Wilson
       Mary Anne/Trixie...............Rebeca Arthur


6-17.  SPEAK, MEMORY                  (446317)   2/8/91

       When Jennifer's mother comes to meet Larry, he has amnesia
       because of a fall down the stairs at work.
       w. John B. Collins             d. Judy Pioli

       Mrs. Lyons.....................Marla Adams
       Waiter.........................John Drayman
       Regulars: Mr. Gorpley, Jennifer


6-18.  OUT OF SYNC             (446318)                    15 Feb 91

       Balki is discovered by a music promoter and becomes the newest
       rock star--but is he really doing the singing?
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu      d. Judy Pioli

       Clyde Enright..................Ian Patrick Williams
       The Director...................Gene Wolande
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne
       Uncredited singers, dancers and musicians


6-19.  SEE HOW THEY RUN               (446319)   2/22/91

       Balki runs for student body president and is fearful that
       Larry, as manager, might ruin his campaign.
       w. Thomas R. Nance             d. Judy Pioli

       The Moderator..................Marte Boyle Slout
       Student #1.....................Rhonda Britten
       Student #2.....................Troy Fromin
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia


6-20.  CLIMB EVERY BILLBOARD          (446320)             15 Mar 91

       Larry and Balki wind up sitting on a billboard in the cold waiting
       for the Bulls to end their losing streak.
       w. Tom Devanney                d. Judy Pioli

       Regular: Mr. Wainwright


6-21.  A CATERED AFFAIR               (446321)             22 Mar 91

       Balki's catering business really gets going, but might be too
       much for him to handle.
       w. Tom Amundsen                d. Judy Pioli

       Billy Joe Bob..................Newell Alexander
       Betty..........................Mary Pat Gleason
       Gunther........................Alfred Dennis
       The Cowgirl....................Noreen Reardon
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


6-22.  DUCK SOUP                      (446322)             5 Apr 91

       Larry is pleased when Mr. Wainwright invites him to a duck
       hunt, but Balki's feelings are hurt when he is not included.
       w. Terry Hart                  d. Judy Pioli

       Regulars: Sam Gorpley, Mr. Wainwright


6-23.  GREAT BALLS OF FIRE      (446323)                   26 Apr 91

       Balki and Larry become volunteer fireman looking forward to
       fighting a fire, but the fire is in the firehouse.
       w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu     d. Bill Petty

       Fire Chief Newton..............Ron Dean
       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


6-24.  SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER           (446324)             3 May 91

       Larry and Jennifer set a June wedding date and agree to take
       Balki's Myposian compatibility test.
       w. Paula A. Roth               d. Judy Pioli

       Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


--------------------- Season 7 --------------------------------


7-1.  BACHELOR PARTY                 (446851)              20 Sep 91

      Balki is the Best Man and plans a simple bachelor party, but Mr.
      Gorpley changes that when he arrives with a stripper and drinks.
      w.                              d. Judy Pioli

      Bambi


7-2.  THE WEDDING                    (446852)              27 Sep 91

      Larry and Balki are driving to the site of the wedding when they
      are stopped by a patrolman for driving too slow, but are
      arrested when Larry backs into the patrol car, then they are drafted
      for a line-up and Larry is identified as a robber.
      w. Paula A Roth                 d. Judy Pioli

      Rudy............................Macka Foley
      Officer Cole....................Gary Lahti
      Larry Look-alike................Don Stallings
      Detective Albertson.............Clive Rosengren


7-3.  THIS NEW HOUSE                 (446853)              4 Oct 91

      Larry and Jennifer move into their new home with minimal heat
      and maximum payments.
      w.                              d. Judy Pioli

      Mr. Dexter......................Jack Stauffler


7-4.  DOOR TO DOOR    (446854)   [ 11 Oct 91 postponed ]   20 Dec 91

      Larry and Balki polish up their sales talk as they take on a
      door-to-door job selling cleaning products.
      w. Barry O'Brien &  Cheryl Alu      d. Judy Pioli
         music by Steven Chesne
      Lenora Dumont...................Marj Dusay


7-5.  WEEKEND AT FERDINAND'S         (446855)              18 Oct 91

      Larry unexpectedly becomes the monarch of Mypos when the King
      falls dead in his arms.
      w. Thomas R. Nance              d. Judy Pioli
         story by Thomas R. Nance & John B. Collins
      King Ferdinand..................Don Amendolia
      Speaker of the Hut..............Paul Eiding
      Cookie (Mrs.Speaker)............Lynn Alexander
      Regulars: Lydia, Gorpley


7-6.  FRIGHT NIGHT                   (446856)              25 Oct 91

      The cousins play ghostbusters when an apparition shows up in the
      Appleton's new house.
      w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu    d. Judy Pioli

      Ghost of Chester Bainbridge....Peter Jason


7-7.  THE GAZEBO                     (446860)              1 Nov 91

      The efforts of Larry and Balki to build a gazebo in the backyard
      look like scenes from old Laurel and Hardy comedies.
      w. Terry Hart                   d. Judy Pioli

      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


7-8.  CITIZENSHIP-1                  (446857)              8 Nov 91

      As a surprise for Balki, who is to be sworn in as a US citizen,
      Larry has Mama Bartokomous flown in for a visit.
      w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu   d. Judy Pioli
         music by Gary Bowen
      Mama Bartokomous................Bronson Pinchot
      Regulars: Lydia, Gorpley, Jennifer, Mary Anne


7-9.  CITIZENSHIP-2                  (446858)              15 Nov 91

      On Mypos, Larry tries to persuade Mama to let Balki come back,
      but then settles happily into the relaxed life style of Mypos.
      w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu   d. Judy Pioli

      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


7-10. WILD TURKEY                    (446859)              22 Nov 91

      The cousins are afraid a lost wedding ring has found its way
      into the neighbor's turkey and attempt to retrieve it.
      w. Tom Devanney                 d. Judy Pioli

      Mr. Johnson.....................James Staley
      Mrs. Johnson....................Julie Payne
      Grandpa Johnson.................Glen Vernon
      Joanie Johnson..................Brandi Chrisman
      Richie Johnson..................Adam Hendershott
      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


7-11. DIMITRI'S WORLD                (446862)              29 Nov 91

      Balki gets the job of drawing a sheep named Dimitri for the
      paper and Larry is assigned to fill in the dialog 'bubbles'.
      w. Tom Amundsen                 d. Judy Pioli

      Regulars: Mr. Wainwright, Lydia, Sam Gorpley


7-12. CAR TUNES                      (446861)              6 Dec 91

      Tired of having their car stereos stolen, they put an alarm in
      the car--but it goes off all night--and hiding in the trunk gets
      them an unexpected ride.
      w. Tom Devanney                 d. Judy Pioli

      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


7-13. TWO ANGRY MEN  (#133)          (446863)              3 Jan 92

      Balki gets their names drawn for jury duty which starts the day
      before Jennifer has a pre-paid, non-refundable vacation in
      Bermuda booked. Balki holds out for not guilty endangering
      Larry's plans.
      w. Thomas R. Nance              d. Judy Pioli

      The Angry Juror.................Michael McManus
      The Bailiff.....................Ken Thorley
      The Judge.......................S. Marc Jordan
      Regular: Jennifer


7-14. MISSING                        (446864)              17 Jan 92

      After Dimitri is kidnapped, Balki has a mental block that
      prevents him from sketching the stuffed sheep for a cover.
      w. Terry Hart                   d. Judy Pioli

      Rob Bob.........................Leslie Jordan
      Regular: Wainwright, Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia, Gorpley


7-15. GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE        (446865)              1 Feb 92

      Larry demonstrates the bidding procedure at an auction and winds
      up with a very expensive bottle of wine.
      w. Tom Amundsen                 d. Judy Pioli

      Auctioneer......................Donald Burton
      The Sophisticated Man...........Preston Hanson
      The Attractive Woman............Jill Pierce
      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


7-16. YES SIR, THAT'S MY BABY        (446866)              8 Feb 92

      The possibility that Jennifer is pregnant causes Larry to dream
      up visions of both future and past.
      w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu   d. Judy Pioli

      Regular: Jennifer


7-17. WAYNE MAN                      (446870)              29 Feb 92

      Larry manages to have star-struck Balki meet Wayne Newton when
      they take their all-expense paid trip to Las Vegas.
      w. Tom Devanney                d. Judy Pioli

      Wayne Newton--special appearance as himself
      Dave............................Michael Laskin


7-18. THE ELEVATOR                   (446869)              14 Mar 92

      The boys get the pleasure of moving Wainwright's over-sized couch
      to his office by way of the elevator.
      w. (cable failed)               d. Joel Zwick

      Wainwright......................F.J. O'Neil
      Elevator Repairman..............Ed Hooks
      Delivery Man....................Frank Novak


7-19. THE PLAY'S THE THING           (446867)              21 Mar 92

      Larry's play has been cast with the cousins and women starring
      and is in the works.
      w. Thomas R. Nance              d. Judy Pioli

      Director........................Patrick Cupo
      Brad Oliver.....................Robert Gary Lee
      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne, Lydia


7-20. STRESS TEST                    (446868)              28 Mar 92

      It is stress test time which puts Larry and Balki in a team for
      the evaluation which is considered a serious ordeal.
      w. Tom Devanney                 d. Judy Pioli

      Dr. Aldridge....................George Wyner
      Regular: Mr. Wainwright


7-21. OR GET OFF THE POT [part 1]    (446871)              4 Apr 92

      Due to a misunderstanding, Mary Anne threatens to leave since
      Balki fails to propose and he thinks it is Jennifer who loves
      him, but is Larry's wife.
      w. Terry Hart                   d. Judy Pioli

      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


7-22. CHICAGO SUITE  [part 2]        (446872)              11 Apr 92

      While the cat is away, the mice will play and in this case they
      brought home two women from a singles bar, one of whom passes
      out in Larry's bed.
      w. Tom Amundsen                 d. Joel Zwick

      Amy.............................Julie Uribe
      Beth............................Paige Pengra
      Regular: Jennifer


7-23. IT HAD TO BE YOU               (446873)              18 Apr 92

      Balki and Mary Anne meet look-a-likes and they each fall for the
      others image.
      w. Thomas R. Nance              d. Judy Pioli

      Honey...........................Kimmy Robertson
      Nico............................Justin Pinchot
      Maitre 'd.......................Robert Gary Lee
      Heather.........................Robyn Donny
      Regulars: Mary Anne, Jennifer

7-24. GET ME TO THE DUMP ON TIME     (446874) (2nd ep.)    18 Apr 92

      Balki causes a stir when he announces he is to be married the
      next day and Larry is in a stew because he lost the Myopian
      marriage necklace.
      w. Tom Devanney                 d. Judy Pioli

      Minister........................John Petlock
      Regulars: Wainwright, Jennifer, Mary Anne


8-1.  THE BABY SHOWER                (447951)              9 Jul 93

      Mary Anne, who is pregnant, and Balki return from Mypos just in time for the
      shower for Jennifer's expected baby.
      w. Thomas R. Nance              d. Judy Askins

      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


8-2.  AFTER HOURS                    (447952)              16 Jul 93

      Larry wants to put some sparkle back in his marriage, so he and
      Balki go shopping and get locked in the store.
      w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu   d. Judy Askins

      Security Guard..................Ken Kerman
      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


8-3.  LETHAL WEAPON                  (447953)              23 Jul 93

      Balki is certain that he suffers from a curse and everything he
      touches will die after all the ants in his ant farm die.
      w. Sheri Hearn                  d. Judy Askins

      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


8-4.  THE BABY QUIZ                   (447954)             30 Jul 93

      Balki applies to the TV BABY QUIZ SHOW for both couples.  As it
      happens, only Larry is accepted until a last minute drop out.
      The prize is a college scholarship for the baby.
      w. Scott Spencer Gorden         d. Judy Askins

      Lance (Host)....................Dan Gilvezan
      The Stage Manager...............Victoria Hoffman
      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


8-5.  UP, UP & AWAY   [ 1 hour -- part 1 ]        (447955)   8/6/93

      Mary Anne beats Jennifer in the child birth race.  In hopes of
      inducing labor, Jennifer goes for a hot air balloon ride.
      w. Barry O'Brien & Cheryl Alu            d. Jeffrey Ganz

      Part 2

      Many flashbacks from the series.  Two months later, they watch
      a tape of the news showing the misadventures with the balloon.
      The babies are both boys.  Balki and Mary Anne named their son
      Robespierre, while Larry and Jennifer's son is Tucker.
      w. Paula A. Roth                  d. Judy Askins

      Captain Fred......................Mitch Carter
      Ken Wiley.........................Newell Alexander
      Regulars: Jennifer, Mary Anne


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Information gleaned from LOC and TV Guides, then confirmed by
watching the episodes.
Perfect Strangers Web site:
http://members.aol.com/tredder9/mypos.html

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