I Love Mountain Dew

A Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & the Heartbreakers

and "I Love Rocky Road" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic

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I hear that familiar swish and I start to drool

Keep a couple cans in my locker at school

Yeah, 7-up's gettin' old,

Coke just leaves me cold...

There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me!

Don't gimme no cruddy Kool-Aid

I know what I need,

Baby:

I Love Mountain Dew

so won't you go and buy a six-pack, baby?

I love Mountain Dew

so have another 2-liter with me.

They tell me Caffeine Junkies are all the same,

all the fast-food places know my name.

When their supply is gone

then I'll be movin' on...

But I'll be back on Monday afternoon--you'll see!

They've got a truckload comin' in for me, all for me

I'm singin:

I love Mountain Dew

so won't you go and buy me a six-pack, baby?

I love Mountain Dew

so have another 2-liter with me!

(Instrumental)

When I'm by myself,

or when playing an Elf...

but if I get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me!

Just put me in the fridge and throw away the key!

Singin:

I love Mountain Dew

So won't you go and buy me a six-pack, baby?

I love Mountain Dew

so have another 2-liter with me!