A ranting and raving page of my opinions!!
A ranting and raving page of my opinions!!
What's wrong with radio stations today?
Why politicians should be assasinated!
The Internet Server from Hell
Why women are superior to men
Every time I hear Hanson's song, "Mmmm--Bop" on my local radio station, I wonder fervently just how many gallons of Jolt Cola those boys had for breakfast! And then I wonder, why am I forced to listen to such intolerable happy-time music on a radio station that advertizes VARIETY and the SPICE OF THE OLIDES. Oldies my ass! And if I do happen to hear a classic U2 song, I spend half of it on the floor writhing from a stroke I had due to shock. I do believe the killer penquins have taken over the radio stations, demolishing what little brains the DJ's had in the first place. Maybe I don't want to get up and dance to the Macarena! Maybe I don't want to cry into my pillow to Toni Braxton's "Un-Break My Heart" fifteen times a day! My soltution? Melt all the Mariah Carey and Celine Dion CD's down into a giant mass of metal and then form a killer radio tower to signal the aliens! Sorry--I just believe perhaps there's a chance we'd find better music out of this world.
"Hail to the Chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing--" such lyrics to the classic and uncessesary politics dity, "Hail to the Chief" were concocted by Jack Lemmon's character in My Fellow Americans, a genuinely funny movie about the dreaded effect that politics have on our world today--and I for one am sick of it! Due to the fact that I cannot shave my head and plot to blow up the government, I can express my digust of the way congress handles their responsibilities, and therefore, should be assasinated. Ever notice how ademetly these Republican and Democratic dummies swear they will "change the world" if they are elected into office, and then everything remains, unfortunately, the same? Why put up with lying criminals filling our country's offices? (UNFINISHED! WILL POST OPINION SOON--WHEN SOME POLITICIAN DOES SOMETHING TO PISS ME OFF!!)
In the time it takes my server to connect with any and all sites on the Internet lately, I could fix a whole meal, sit down and eat the whole thing and still have time for a quick dessert. In my opinion, the Internet has become extremely crowded lately, and the amount of strain it has on the servers is horendous! So what are us poor homepage workers and people only interested in a quick chat before bed suppose to do? That's right! Bomb the server buildings and then smash our computers to bits!! Okay, no, seriously. There really isn't anything we can do about it but voice our opinions. I, for one, am frankly sick of waiting fifteen minutes only to discover my server cannot make the selected connection in the first place! (ALSO UNFINISHED! SOON TO BE UPDATED!)
1. Women don't belch and try to chug down three gallons of Mountain Dew in public just to "Impress the gang".
2. Women do not (thank God) scratch themselves in the most obvious of places such as the High School hallways.
3. Women may feel emotions deeply, but the truth in that lies in the fact that they can cope with their own emotions instead of whining to the girls how they can't cope with their boy's emotions.
4. Women may take longer to get ready for a date, but at least they don't roll out of bed, wipe the drool off the side of their face, pick up a shirt, inspect it and throw it on if it smells normal.
5. Men just aren't as mature as women--it's the truth from the time kids are two!!
6. Women normally do not try to solve their differences by beating each others' faces into bloody pulps (And if they did, it't be a hell of a lot more entertaining than when men do!!)
7. Xena: Warrior Princess....'nuff said.
8. Women superheroes do not run around with their underware outside their tights.
9. Women look much better in dresses.
10. It's the women that keep the earth populated! I'd like to see males try it....