"Five bucks for popcorn! What the crap?"

My

Experience!

Step one for seeing this movie--do not sit in front of a row full of fourteen year old girls. Why? Do you exactly want to hear "Ahhhh...." every time Leo prances onscreen (Which is a good half of the movie..)
Oh, and another tip--for God's sakes, save the extra large Diet Coke for afterwards. I'm sorry, but how many times do youwant to explain to an emotion-straught woman sobbing her eyes out next to you (did I mention she could pass for Namu in Sea World??) that you, uh, need to tinkle....
"Snore...." I am sailing through a green sky--that's right, a green sky--got a problem? (No, but I do!) Ah-hem. A green sky....look, there's the Titanic...and it looks like its, oh God! It's sinking! Help! Anyone! What ever shall I do? (I panic) Where's Brandon--where is he! Nooo---I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world!---"AHHHA!" Someone touches my arm, my $5 popcorn goes flying. (Hey, that really happened!)

What a great movie!
The best I've seen. I loved so much of it that it's tough to pick just one part that really stuck out. The love story was beautiful, the explosions were big, the water was cold...the water was cold? Sheesh...anyway, what more can I possibly say? It is a great epic of our time with two of the most potential actors of our time. (By that I mean Ru Paul and Ronald McDonald.) Ha, ha....ANYWAY.....(Read on!)

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