RATINGS
I call myself the Popcorn Critic because that is how I rate movies. Over the years I have found a direct correlation between the quality of a movie and the amount of popcorn consumed during the movie. If the movie is a very good movie ("Star Wars" or "The Godfather" for example) you will be so enveloped in the movie that you would continue to stuff your face until you eat an entire large popcorn. Therefore they may be rated as a "Large Popcorn." If the movie is a really bad movie (let's say "Howard the Duck" or "Showgirls") it might get the rating of a "Small Popcorn" because you would be so bored with the movie that you would probably drop your popcorn before finishing a small bag
I have four levels of rating a movie:
- No Popcorn--
- Bad Movie--Only watch it if it's free and you're really, really bored.
- Small Popcorn--
- Definitely worth seeing, but you can probably wait until it's out on video and rent it.
- Medium Popcorn--
- Good Movie--You should see this movie, but can probably wait until it's at one of the cheaper theaters, or go to a matinee.
- Large Popcorn--
- Great movie--Go see this movie as soon as possible
- Large Popcorn and a box of Raisinets--
- Drop whatever you are doing right now, run to your car, fork out any amount of money and watch this movie.
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