Is
There A Single Female On The Face Of The Planet That Does Not Hate Martha
Stewart To Some Extent Of The Word? If There Is, I have Yet To Meet
Her . Whether It Is Her Perfectionist Manner Or The Fact That No
Problem Seems To Crack That Plastic Smile Of Hers. She Is Fearless
(Unless, Of Course, She Is Standing Next To Busta Rhymes At The MTV Music
Awards). How Is The Modern American Woman Going To Compete?
With
Her Laid Back Personality And Her Unshakable Sense Of Style, She Has Poised
Herself On A Campaign To Take Over The World. With Unearthly Power,
She Sedates Us With Potato Pizza Recipes. Her Discussions Of Compost
Piles Mesmerize Us Into Her Politically Correct Will. Her Weapons
Are Prim And Posture, And Her Path Of Destruction Is Laid Out On Handmade
Lace Doilies.
This Evil Must Be Stopped And I Must Be The One To Stop It! Besides, I could Use Some Good Laundering Advice. I Just Can't Seem To Get These Damn Whites Bright Enough!
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