| The Crud Cave?? |
| The Crud Cave Totally Weird Shit Humour Favorites Photo Album Guitar Tablatures??????????? |
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| THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE SITE... it's below average. |
| That's right, and it's opened 24 hours a day! I'm working harder than the South Korean riot police bring you... totally weird shit stories, humour, and personal photos. |
| This homepage is inspired by the Crudboys, because professionalism, hard work, preparation, and maturity are the hallmarks of a great web page... that's why mine sux. |
| The purpose of this site is to provide low level entertainment to spice up ones' day. |
| "Rude Awakening" quotes, as shown in Sydney's Channel 10. It features recovering alcoholics Billie (Sherilyn Fenn) and Dave (Jonathan Penner). Quotes: |
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| Dave observing a chick: "She's hot..." |
| Stan (Dave's mentor): "Yeah so's napalm. Why don't you stick your dick into that?" |
| Stan to Dave: "See her over there? She looks sweet, kind and pretty. Now see if you can fuck her". |
| Dave: "Women say I'm really good with their cats... although not saying that expression exactly..." |
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| This is the Gimp, making sure everything in the Crud Cave is tasteful... he's failed. |
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| Updated on 01 May 2002 |
| savvy surfers have hit this site since former Baywatch star Yasmine Bleeth pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine & driving while drugged up... (circa Dec 2001) |
| This site is badly brought to you by Clement Tsang & |
| the Calista Flockhart nutrition foundation. (Please don't be a prick and defame it) |
| Thanks to all the celebrity guests who have stumbled into the Crud Cave... |
| And special thanks to FrontPage. Without this powerful program, I could never make this page look any dodgier |
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