“Can’t Play This.”
By
The Heart of The Tiger,
Http://www.oocities.org/hollywood/chateau/6372/
email: heartofthetiger@yahoo.com
Sung to the song, Can’t Touch This, by M.C. Hammer
Note: for a while, I’ve read and replied to some folks
flaming WC Prophecy; so I’ve decide to wirte a song
dedicated to some of these folks :-) Some of these coments might
get me flamed; but not as much as those Rocket Scientists who
post there threads as “RE: WCP SUCKS!!”. And their is
some vulgarity, but not much.
And with the distinct *lack* of WC parodies around; I took the
time to compose this, hope you all like it.
Hopefully, I can try and convince those great people at CIC to
keep this on their site ;-)
Can’t play this
can’t play this
can’t play this
My, my, my, my, my..
Prophecy makes me so bored,
Makes me scream ‘oh, my lord.”
The plot is all garbage here
The music makes me wanna cry and plug my ears.
This sucks and that’s no lie
About a much fun as watching Linda Tripp cry,
I rather get with the homeless to get laid,
to drive my point:
I can’t play
“I told you, flyboy”
Can’t watch this
“NOthin’ but boring characters.”
Can’t watch this.
The Chief was a former ‘Ho’
The others act badly like in home videos
I can’t believe my eyes,
Looking at the shit that I just had to buy
Someone skimped on the set,
“Loser budget” would be my best bet
Dallas went dead, took some flak
Must be a blessing not to come back
That’s lousy, the actor’s getting paid.
For a game I just can’t play
Blair went out, what a man,
Looks he’s the man with a master plan.
Then came Casey, oh my.
You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
Maestero was all right,
If you like to hear him whinning all night
Can’t stand poor Amazon
The look on her face showed she was all gone!
Maniac and his Black Windows bums
Gotta rescue them while they sit on their thumbs
I’m pretty sure that I’m getting sick
If I have to watch another FMV clip
And that CAG, who’s cold,
who yells at you and everyone.
And the Captain, who got a bit part,
Like everyone else, he’d be smart to get out.
The plots dumb, lax, and vile.
It it was on TV, I reach for the knob
Can’t Play This
Stilletto, Hawk and Casey,
Cag and Aurora Finley,
I’d probably like them more
After my Lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk
I played all 40 missions and each one sucked.
Just flying and just blasting
everything in sight
It’s mindless, it’s stupid,
it’s crazy, it’s lucid,
Makes me think this game is not long lasting
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